
Pretty much anyone in their right mind would think that the idea of a movie based on a board game that’s a series of letters where spirits can write you messages is an idiotic idea. Pretty much anyone except for movie execs, as it turns out. Originally set up at Universal, where it was to be written by the 
Universal Pictures has recruited the team of Juliet Snowden and Stiles White (pictured) to rewrite and helm the pic.
Jason Blum will produce through his Blumhouse Prods. shingle, as will Michael Bay through his Platinum Dunes banner along with Platinum partners Andrew Form and Brad Fuller. Hasbro prexy-CEO Brian Goldner and Bennett Schneir will also produce.
Plot details are being kept under wraps, although indications are it will be in keeping with the high-concept, low-budget model Blum has used with success for the “Paranormal Activity” franchise. Universal will release “Ouija” sometime in 2013. Snowden and White’s credits include Summit’s “The Knowing” [sic - it's just "Knowing"] and “The Possession” for Lionsgate and Ghost House Pictures. (The latter pic goes out on Aug. 31.) [Variety]
Board game movies are stupid, but concepts for horror movies these days rarely seem more creative than “hey, there’s an object of some kind and it’s haunted!” Why couldn’t the haunted thing be a board game? So I guess turning Ouija into a Paranormal Activity movie isn’t the worst idea in the world. I mean, assuming the goal is to just make some money off it. If you’re expecting a decent product, forget it. It’s the carnival ring toss of movie concepts. By the time those rubes figure out that they’ve been had, you’re already flipper deep in microwave meth! Or something. I had to much to drink before I wrote this, to be honest.



“Stiles White” is the whitest name since “Todd Allen” who, in a story he hopes will be related, is currently waiting patiently by the phone.
Are those writers married? Because I really want them to have a baby and give it a hyphenated last name. Snowden-White!
“Microwave Meth: The Game” sounds way more interesting.
I’m assuming this will have an all Bone Thugs N Harmony soundtrack.
god that picture sucks. I can just hear his inner monologue, “ok stiles, this is it, eye contact man! you’re not some pussy loser, you’re fucking han solo!”
as for what’s in her head… I’m not even going to try. I’d imagine it’s just the sounds of birds tweeting and horses galloping, or wedding bells, or…
what I’m trying to say is that I don’t understand women.
I can’t wait for the low-budget version of Mastermind. 90 minutes of people just thinking really hard before guessing wrong.
What deal with Satan did the suits at Hasbro swing in order to have exclusive rights to communicate with the dead? And why can they only use their legally-binding black magic to communicate with retard ghosts who take 3 minutes to spell out their own name (which incidentally is almost always “Penis”)? This movie better have answers
Wasn’t Witchboard already a Ouija board movie? So this is basically going to be a reboot of a movie based on a board game? Excuse, I have to go hit my kids now.
Wasn’t Witchboard already a Ouija board movie? So this is basically going to be a reboot of a movie based on a board game? Excuse me, I have to go hit my kids now.
Aaron Sorkin should replace all the smart phones, e-mails, and “Twitters” in Newsroom with Ouija boards.
But then he’d have to change the name to Fox and Friends
I feel like I repressed a stroke every time I read a Variety block quote.
That image of them looks like it was would belong on their geocities website.
(*Asks Ouija board what Hollywood is thinking*)
Ouija answers: P-U-B-L-I-C D-O-M-A-I-N
Actually their photo looks like a profesional advert for a Christian dating site.