
Deep within a New York Daily News article from earlier this week, after some unsavory NUGGETS about Renée Zellweger shopping at J. Crew and the poor bastard who Sofia Vergara divorced, was this SUPER NUGGET:
[Michael K. Williams], who turned heads as Omar in “The Wire,” tells us he’s preparing for his first lead role as the late Ol’ Dirty Bastard in an upcoming biopic about the troubled rapper, but adds that the producers of the movie, tentatively titled “Dirty White Boy,” “have no desire to cast any actors as the Wu-Tang.” So expect to see the RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, and the other members of the groundbreaking hip-hop crew in the film. “We need all hands on deck,” Williams says. (Via)
I say the following without hyperbole: THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER. Nobody wants to see, I dunno, Tyler Perry as Raekwon, but Raekwon as Raekwon in a movie about ODB that Williams told MTV will include “no buffoonery, for lack of a better word”? That makes me want to C.R.E.A.M. and cry tearz of joy. Now if they only can get RZA and GZA’s Coffee and Cigarettes co-star Bill Murray to play the dirty white boy…

My reaction to anyone who isn’t excited for this. (Via)



When Tyler Perry inquired about playing the role of Raekwon they tied his ass to a bed post with his ass cheeks spread out and shit, then put a coat hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit just sit there for like a half hour. Then took it off, and stuck it in his ass slow, like “tsssssssssss”.
Question: Why isn’t Danger linking to this?
Poor Cuba Gooding Jr. He had already penciled himself in as U-God.
“We need all hands on deck” Williams says
“Like fuck we do…I seen you in The Wire, son. Protect yo neck.” The Rebel INS says
This film looks to be a triumph.
RIP Cappadonna
Probably
Just searched for Coffee and Cigarettes on Netflix. Top results:
1) Romance and Cigarettes
2) Soulstice
3) Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman
Goddamn it, Netflix.