Luckily for me and unluckily for him (provided he doesn’t like hearing perverts saying perverted things about his daughter – you never know with these Europeans), Jean-Claude Van Damme brought his 20-year-old daughter, Bianca Bree with him to the MTV Movie Awards. Bree is Van Damme’s second child with his third wife, bodybuilder Gladys Portugues. She’s actually his third and fifth (current) wife, serving two non-consecutive terms, Grover Cleveland-style, with Darcy LaPier in between.
Anyway, I don’t know much about Bianca other than that she’s been in a few of Van Damme’s movies, but I’d like to think that, like her father, “she can do za spleets, no problem.”
“Because of my big legs and karate, I can do the splits, no problem.”
That is just a magnificent line. I want to become a lawyer, just so that I can begin all arguments with “because of my big legs and karate…”
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It could be worse. With Franklin & Bash coming back next week Danger will be opening his legal arguments with “Bro! Don’t be so nonbro-ey!”
I’d like to think that, like her father she’ll take a paycheck for anything. And we can see her in titles like: “Hard Target”, “Double Impact”, “Double Team”, “Nowhere to Run”, “No Retreat, No Surrender”, “Maximum Risk” and of course “Black Eagle”,
“TimeCock”
Bloodsport
Bloodsport is a period piece.
The Extendables. Packed with a male cast of growers, not showers.
Replicunt
Dingus. You have just won the internet.
Double Tampact
The Quest (For More Cock)
Dickboxer
Lionhard or Lying Hard
Dick Warrant
Knocked Off
The Hard Cocks
Bravo Dingus. Bravo.
Streetwalker II
All I see is JCVD in a wig with a female body.
It’s like a dream come true.
Or as I like to call her, “Jean Claude Van Dame”.
More like Van Dyke, amirite?
Do you zink she wears black seelk ahndurwear?
French girls don’t wear underwear. It just looks like it.
Jean-Claude Van DAAAAAAMN, bitch!
It’s good to see that she decided to dress conservatively what with her father being right next to her
As he saw her grow up, JC’s name changed to Jean Claude Van Dammit!
Ten bucks says they have split contests… And Jean Claude always wins.
Somewhere Dennis Rodman is glad to still have JC’s number.
Obama’s favorite Jean Claude movie: Double Impact. TWO DADDIES!!!!!
So two of Jean Claude Van Damme ex wife’s names are Gladys Portugues and Darcy LaPier? Does he meet his women through some Action Movie Villain Dating Agency or just on set?
Just announced: Will Smith; Jean Claude van Damme and Biance Bree to shoot a reboot of “Guess who’s coming for dinner” – working title: Jean Claude van Dammmmmmmmmmn your daughters fine
I dated JCVD’s cousin for a while. (Seriously.)
She was built.
If only that were the VD I got:,(
I thought as a Californian you’d at least say “Ojai.”
I want her.
Yeah… but can she helicopter? [youtu.be]
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Wam, Bam, Thank you Dame
Getting Dirty in Dad’s Dojo III
Talk about having a frutiful bounty, JCVD easily has the worst time being a dad though what with him having to constantly upset and break his daughter’s heart due to all the men that she keeps brining home being round house kicked to the face the moment they look at her wrong. Warning to all men interested…….