
For the past few weeks, we’ve been bringing you exclusive updates on the eventual Channing Tatum blockbuster White House Down, which will be directed by Roland Emmerich and gross roughly $16 trillion dollars. Through my anonymous sources, I’ve been able to show you storyboards of C-Tates’ as Secret Service agent Cole “Snoop” Baretta, who was retired from the game, only to be brought back after the President was kidnapped by Colonel Ackbar Muslim, played by John Malkovich.
Originally, we were led to believe that President Jefferson Washington would be played by rapper T-Pain; however, Variety is now reporting that Emmerich and Sony have their hopes set on Jamie Foxx. Unfortunately for Variety and all other news sources, the storyboards keep rolling in and we already had this news. After the jump, check out the latest scene of C-Tates’ White House Down.
SCENE 7 – THE RESCUE MISSION
Featuring C-Tates as Agent Cole “Snoop” Baretta, Jamie Foxx as President Jefferson Washington, Angelina Jolie as the voice of Alice Qaeda the Terrorist Polar Bear, Pit Bull as the voice of Pit Bull the American Bulldog, and introducing Chester Hanks AKA Chet Haze as Secret Service agent-in-training J.J. Streetz.




Tastes like Newports and bitch.
Wasn’t that the name of Chet Haze’s first album?
That’s a pretty legit line for a white bear
I think we have the new Filmdrunk tag-line. Order new shirts immediately.
Its Kevin Smith’s power animal.
Bravo
From unchained slave to POTUS, Jamie Foxx is doing more for Afrcan-Americans in a year then Obama has in four.
I. Str8. Up^^. Love. This. Shit.
the spirit of Twisted Mego Theater lives on in you, my son.
Oh shit son, fuck yeah ToyBiz Magazine!
Actually, it may lives on in Seth Green, on Cartoon Network…
Fun Fact: Bill Clinton’s oval office was inspiration for The Player’s Club
C-Tates: “Heyl Yeeaahhh! We got Jamie Foxx playin da president, yawl. Ain’t no squares in dis oval office.”
*Plays UGK’s Wood Wheel*
“Pro smoke, pro choke/Anti-broke, conservative liberal…”
Sorry Burnsy, but the cat’s out of the bag even more…
Deadline Hollywood has the story now, which is now also linked to the front page of the Drudge Report:
[www.deadline.com]
Who’d ever think that President Jefferson Washington would become political news?
Plus, Cinema Blend’s now reporting that Maggie Gyllenhaal, the Sad Cartoon Turtle herself, is also to join, showing her as the first female character (I guess Angelina Jolie as Alice Qaeda doesn’t count). Will Sad Cartoon Turtle also be known as Mrs. Jefferson Washington?
[www.cinemablend.com]
Keep up the good work; Go Cardinals
WHAT, NO HANDSOME POLICE LINK FOR ME TO RAGE AT?!