The trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained was supposed to premiere on Entertainment Tonight at 7:30 ET tonight, but once again I’ve got it prematurely. Ha, classic me. Anyway, Jamie Foxx. Christoph Waltz. Leonardo DiCaprio. Don Johnson. In a Tarantino movie.What else do you need to know?
(*pulls up to curb in flame-covered Chevy Avalanche with truck nutz dangling from the hitch*) (*opens door*) (*takes puff from diamond-encrusted inhaler*) Come with me if you want to see the trailer! (*slams door, screeches away, yells out window*)
SHIIIIT JUUUUUST GOOOOOT REEEEEEEEAL….
With the help of his mentor, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner. Opens December 25th.
Though I’m guessing you knew that already. You guys seem like a real “with it” bunch. It looks awesome, but I don’t know. I feel like “The Payback” is a little too on-the-nose as a musical choice. I hate it when they choose a soundtrack song because it has a cutesy thematic connection to the plot. Go ahead and leave that for the end of This American Life episodes when Ira Glass gets to work in his one joke per episode. Though I guess we should be glad that James Brown didn’t have a song called “You Kidnapped My Wife and Now I’m Going to Kill You (Slave-Turned-Bounty-Hunter’s Revenge)”.
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This looks fun.
@ Lee Van Queef. Your username made me laugh. Simple, silly yet effective.
oh oh oh oh fuuuuuuuuuck yes. I fucking hate jamie fucking fox but fuuuuuck yes
I’ll take Motherfucker Jones over Will Smiff any day of the week. x2 when it comes to playing a gun-slinging bounty-hunting slave in a Tarantino movie
Agreed “the teeth” on the Motherfucker Jones over will “welcome to erff” smiff any day, specially if I get to see Motherfucker blow Slave Master Leo’s brains out. Now to go watch Sukuaki Western Django (no relation but still fun in it’s own way) love Tarantino
Collateral.
-1 for cheesy tag lines, +100 for everything else.
That trailer made me come quick
[reads headline]
[looks at screenplay for Rango sequel titled Rango Unchained]
[reads headline again]
Aw, goddammit.
You know, I’m excited about this but like… I feel like I’m less excited now that I’m seeing footage of it. I really wanted this to be a darker film, especially since Quentin is taking his inspiration from spaghetti westerns, but it doesn’t seem like it will be.
Haha darker.
If it’s anything like the script, which it looks like it is, then its going to be plenty fuckin dark
I’m feeling Goeffie on this. Having just seen some scenes it feels like it was better as a concept than as executed.
Whatever, though – Quentin will always get the benefit of the doubt.
Slave Master Leo: Does this look like dead nigger storage to you?
Old West Motherfucker Jones: Well, yes…
Slave Master Leo: Oh yeah, it kind of is….
Old West Motherfucker Jones: Well. *undoes his pants” Looks like Imma gonna havta go deeper…
Needs more Goggins
Much appreciated Geoffie!
Thanks Geoffie.
Don’t know why I’m disappointed by the classic Tarentino score. I mean it’s as much him as you’d expect. I guess I just wish for a period piece he’d go more western classic. He’s got spaghetti western music in his modern films and modern music in his spaghetti westerns.
Not that this is necessarily what will be in the movie. It’s just a trailer.
I’ll see it.
You’d also think some of the actors could practice the art of drawing a gun, or something. Is it just me or does everybody seem slow? I’m probably the only one bothered by it.
I watch way too many Sergio Leone flicks and my expectations for this film are lofty as a result.
I’ve been trying to think of something that wouldn’t make me sound like a giddy fangirl, but I can’t. EEEEEE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU, YOU WEIRDO FOOT FETISHIST COKE HEAD.
Don Johnson’s secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices brings all the slaves to yard.
I am still not overly impressed with Mr. Foxx but DID YOU SEE THAT BLUE SUEDE SUIT AND WHITE BOWTIE COMBO?!?!?
After shooting his victim, Fox screams “Fuck Yo Couch!”
I immediately thought Austin Powers.
The movie looks good, but that’s one terrible trailer.
TRIPLE UPDATE: THANKS GEOFFIETHEKID! YOU’RE AN ASSET TO THE FILMDRUNK COMMUNITY!
I actually found that on my own before I’d read your comment, but we’re glad to have you nonetheless!
Quentin’ 4th revenge film…ah fuck it SLEEVE GUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Looks dumb.
This movie seems a bit cynical to me, because I choose to view white people as glorious liberators who fought to free the slaves. I’m one of those “glass is half-full” kind of people.
Django Eternally Indebted sounds better.
Uncle Ruckus – is that you?
For the Col. Sanders role–why pay Don Johnson prices when you already have the Coke Wizard on speed dial?
So I just watched this like three times back-to-back getting more and more erect with the thought of this movie and the fact that I will need to be seeing it ASA it comes out. I love Waltz, Foxx, Leo, the most beautiful woman in the world Ms. Washington, and everything about this movie.
My Jewish friend who is also a QT fan always talked about the underlying love he had for Inglorious- which I’m guessing I will get with this movie
Wins all around (except whoever took down the first youtube vid- thats a loss)
Is this what it feels like to be a Gentile? December 25 can’t get here fast enough and I’m rooting for the guy with the German accent.
So is everyone just going to ignore the fact that Django spends at least part of this movie dressed as Austin Powers?
That is exactly what I thought. In particular the blue suit.
Tarantino never disappoints, but I’m wondering if this is the film where his schtick gets old?
I really hope we get a review from our favorite intellectually contrarian nihilist, Armon White.
(the “d” is silent)
I’m super excited. …Which leads me to wondering how much of this movie will be cool action and how much will be superfluous conversation on pointless topics.
I liked it better when it was called Titanic.
An extra plate of white beans for evah man stay inna ring fo’ all tree rouns.
Not much to go on here, but Leo is stinking up the joint.
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Where is the big metal spider?!
so is mr. foxx the bear jew?
I love the trailer and all. But someone please tell me the name of the song that starts in the very end, when they put on the LIFE. I’ve been searching for it and all i get led back to, is the Big Payback by James Brown. But it’s not that. I’m pretty darn sure.
Maybe I’m alone here but Tarantino’s dialogue has become so….extremely Tarantino-ey it grinds on my ears like nails on a chalkboard. That being said i will see this and cringe thru it anyway
No you aren’t alone on that.
If Jamie Foxx doesn’t do a Django inspired music video with Dru Hill at the end of this movie, I’m going to be VERY disappointed.
“Wikki Wikki Django…Wikki Wikki Django UNCHAINED”
Doesn’t exactly inspire the confidence that the trailer for Inglourious Basterds did, but no way I won’t see it. Waltz looks on top form as usual.
“Killing’ white folks? What’s not to like!” … I yearn for the ability to post gifs at this moment.
I’m actually not that happy that Leo is in the movie. His delivery just sounds…off? Not sure, but it may be his terrible accent. Granted, this is just the trailer, but hopefully he doesnt sound like this through the whole movie.
God, when will this stupid summer be over. The sooner we get to Christmas time, the better. Hurry up, winter.
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