Today is Gary Busey’s 68th birthday, and while I didn’t get him any presents (gift idea: he 
rare, made-for-TV Busey gem from 1989 shot for the USA network. If you’ll remember, 1989 was only one year after Busey’s famous motorcycle accident in which he famously went up to heaven and discovered that it has no mirrors.
A deranged man, Tom Sykes, hides out in the attic while an unsuspecting couple and their family carry on their life in the house below. Once Tom stops just hiding out and becomes involved with the family and, in particular, the wife, the problems begin.
Tagline- You can’t lock him out. He’s already in.
Is it just me, or could you see Gary Busey actually doing this in real life? Like, he’d just wander down one day and be like “Morning, butthorn. What’s for breakfast? You got any tacos? My llama’s starving.”
Also, I made this gif:
Gary Busey can next be seen (currently be seen? I’m told it actually came out.) in Piranha 3DD. Busey hasn’t been the biggest box office draw in recent years, but I’ll never forget the time he toplined Turkey’s highest-opening film of 2006, Valley of the Wolves: Iraq, in which he plays a Jewish doctor harvesting Arab organs:
Many throughout the western world were outraged at the film’s offensive casting of Billy Zane.
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“Tip ‘o the sunshine to you, sweetlips – where’n the hell’s your snorkel gear? I got a job interview with State Farm this morning”
“Would it kill that pencil-neck wife of yours to pour some clam chowder into the vents every now & again? Fella can’t live off tinsel & christmas decorations forever, Dingus!”
“Gotta use your water closet, butthorn – chimney’s all filled up”
“Which one-ah yer kids speaks ‘Bat’? I’m having a bit of a personal space dispute upstairs”
HAPPY BUTTHORN, BIRTHDAY!!!
Also, BIRTHDAY: Brilliant Irridescent Rays Turning Hotdog Dealers Against You.
“Sorry if I kept you folks up. It was those dang night terrors again! I kept dreamin’ I was being expressed as a complex algebraic equation spelled out in alphaghetti! There was geese everywhere and – oh, you’re busy. I’ll bore you some other time”
Busey informed people of his birthday plans by calling up Mark Zuckerberg and screaming “Tell my friends we’re meeting at the usual spot for turtle soup! Same theme as last year, butthorns: B.Y.O. Turtle!”
Dont be silly, Busey is loyal to Myspace – Tom was his first true friend
That picture of Tom looking over his shoulder is the last one ever taken of the guy after he made the mistake of turning his back on Busey
“You guys really stocked up on this fibreglass-flavoured cotton candy. Fills y’up, but it tastes like Satan’s moustache comb! Got anything a little more ‘Boyardee’ up here?”
It took them a year to explain to Busey why Hider On the House wouldn’t make sense.
‘Hider in the House’ is not a prequel, albeit in the same universe, to ‘Fiddler on the Roof’ – Damon Lindelof
How do you Durst a golden goose like a Busey birthday thread?
Post it after back to back C-Tates posts.
Way to steer the ship Schettino, er I mean, Mancini.
Happy Birthday Busey!
I’d also like to add that the list of things I’d do to the late 80′s to late 90′s version of Mimi Rogers is long, varied and almost entirely unwholesome.
Busey introduces himself to the family by bursting out of the bushes in the front yard to shoulder tackle the morning paper.
Gary Busey is in the house because he called dibs on the empty lot years ago and figured that he has claim on the property.
As much as I love Crazy Busey and how much fun it is to love him ironically, don’t forget that he was once a really terrific actor. See Barbarosa, Carny or The Buddy Holly Story. Dude was farking great. Heehaw!