Hey, y’all. Today, in Will Smith’s Dumb Wiener Kids news (THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS OF ALL), 11-year-old Willow Smith got her tongue pierced. #swag #yolo #oralsex
Or not:
A source close to the singer and her famous family tells Gossip Cop exclusively that “it isn’t a piercing — it is a magnet.”
“Just a young girl having fun with accessories,” adds our insider.
Glad that’s been cleared up, now I can sleep tonight. I wouldn’t want Will Smith to have to stop bragging about what an awesome parent he is all the time. She couldn’t very well be a walking billboard for her parents with a tongue piercing, now could she? In conclusion, YOU GO, SMITH FAMILY! SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG…
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It’s like an 11 year old girl is trying to act all grown up in a way an 11 year old girl would think is acting all grown up.
“Just a young girl/having fun with accessories” is an underrated Tom Petty lyric.
If I’m the only one here who wants to know more about the chick on the left, I get dibs.
@ Jiggly…I think Nick Hogan may have been in the vicinity just before the pic was taken.
And I’m pretty sure Willow is the Anti Christ my Puerto Rican nanny warned me about. HAHA just kidding! She was Filipino!
Will has to buy a replacement ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ mug with his face on it, as he the first one he bought crashed to the floor when he saw Willow’s tongue.
In other news, that person on the right is a girl.
Isn’t the person on the right Willow? According to the Dirty on the 30 this morning on my drive to work, she also cut her hair. I’m so in the know.
Apparently Will Smith also wants his kids to look exactly like him, girl or not.
Yesh, was she stuck in a car? That lighting makes it look like they used forceps to get her out.
Came here to see whether there were any comments about the girl on the left. Was not disappointed.
@willowsmiff: Playin wiff magnets ya’ll #YOLO#SWAG#BUHBUH
Update, it’s not a magnet, who’d chance swallowing a magnet, LOL. It’s just lead filings!
#YOLO#SWAG#PARENTING101
A source close to the singer and her famous family tells Gossip Cop exclusively that “it isn’t a piercing — it is a magnet.”
Shaggy 2 Dope’s head just exploded.
Every little thing she does is magic.
I know it’s just a close-up headshot but does anybody else think it looks like Willow might have
ripped her hair out in tufts?
Just what I’d want for my (non-existent) 11 year-old daughter: all the fun of a piercing that suggests she’ll fellate anything that moves with none of the pain from a stabby needle.
Speaking of pain from a stabby needle, my dick.
/good morning!
If I think Willow Smith is kinda cute, does that mean I have a dumb wiener?
I doubt there’s such a thing as ‘wiener smarts’.