I would watch The Vow if - and only if - these two were the stars
Come for C-Tates, Stay for that gif of Rachel McAdams’ butt
There’s something for everyone this week, assuming everyone wants either Tim & Eric or C-Tates. If your tastes are more demanding, we’ve got vampires, werewolves, and zombies. Also, there’s Christian Slater, a talking dog, a couple documentaries, some duplicitous lesbians, not Edgar Allan Poe, and a lady with some sharp teeth.
The DVDs:
Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
The Vow
Underworld: Awakening
Mother’s Day
Playback
The Kreutzer Sonata
Norman Mailer: The American
Man In The Glass: The Dale Brown Story
Cinnamon
The Genesis Code
An Affirmative Act
Madison County
The Shock Labyrinth
Humans Vs. Zombies
Poe
Lady Of The Dark: Genesis Of The Serpent Vampire
Which are worth watching? Read on to find out. (Spoiler alert: probably only Tim & Eric.) Click here for the hot streaming picks.
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Man, there’s ten things here I’d watch before Avengers.
But first I rummage my storage locker for the VHS of Rose-Huston’s IvansXTC.
I keep reading that “you already know if you like them” take on the Tim & Eric movie. Except I love the show and found the movie the worst thing I could: Incredibly boring. I pretty much zoned out asleep a little over half-way through. Never thought I’d use that word to describe them. Maybe I just like it in 15 minute bits.
Really? I thought they did a pretty good job of translating the show to feature length, which I must admit, I had serious doubts about.
Gotta agree with Cheezits. I love T&E, but their take on Hollywood was far less enjoyable (and unique) than their spoofs and goofs on TV. I’m not sure what’s going on with them, but it feel like they’ve gotten lazy. Even Brule has become nothing more than a Flanderized formula.
dat ass
Hypnoheiny.
How could he NOT grab that ass when he had the chance?
That gif of McAdams’ butt is my spurt animal.
I regret nothing.
I had a dream last night that should have had that tag.
So I’ve finished the shrine in the basement to that McAdams gif, any tips on how to get the hair-doll started?
the first 15 or 20 minutes of the film was okay. then it just repeated the same joke every 10 seconds. when it got to the “shrim” part, is when i turned it off.
Norman Mailer is the mid-20th century chapter in the book: “People love lapping up absolute shit, so long as they can vicariously attach themselves to a personality who everyone else says is cool.” Blah, blah, blah, Zeitgeist.
Its GIFs like that that make the internet a worthwhile waste of everybody’s time. Bravo internet.
That’s not Rachel’s ass. It’s a body double.
Not that it is makes it any less of a fantastic ass, mind you….in fact, knowing that ass wasn’t in The Notebook or The Vow probably makes it a better ass.
Figures that a guy named BuckFutter would quibble about an ass.
No one ever understands my name.
I am just broadcasting that I am a huge fan of margerine.
People still watch Tim and Eric? Maybe I’m old, but I just don’t get it. I’ll be in the kitchen eating a bagel if anyone needs me.
Slackers!!!
That is all.