
Argo, opening October 12th, rated Arg for Argo, just released its first trailer. Ben Affleck stars in his third directawrial effit, telling the true story of a CIA plot to pose as Canadian movie producers scouting locations for a sci-fi movie to help rescue American diplomats stranded in Iran after the Iranian revolution. After Gone Baby Gone and The Town, I’m through being surprised when Ben Affleck makes a good movie, and between that and supporting roles from heavy hitters Bryan Cranston, John Goodman, and Alan Arkin, I’m already sold.
I just hope that with Ben Affleck looking so much like Harry Ellis from Die Hard (Hart Bochner), there’s a scene where Affleck has a sit down with the Ayatollah and tries to free the hostages using his old school Wall Street hucksterism.
“Ayatollah, baby. Allahu talkbar? (*sniff*) Look, babe, I think we can all agree that the Shah was a camel f*cker, am I right? I see you storm the embassy, I think to myself, ‘Here’s a guy that gets things done.’ But now it’s time to negotiate. Hey, business is business. You use a horde of stone-throwing villagers and an impure woman, I use a fountain pen. What’s the difference?” (*sniff*) (*donkey laugh*)
[trailer via CinemaBlend]



I’m no fancy pants movie blogger, but I’m preeeeetty sure Die Hard didn’t come out in ’98.
Maybe that was the first time he saw it?
That’s what we fancy pants movie bloggers call “a typo.” Making Photoshops before my first coffee is always a bit dicey.
Ellis was the greatest movie dude bro.
And then went on to direct PCU brahh!!
Arg for Argo? Must be why all of Mike Myers’ movies are rated Hom.
My Harry Ellis is also terrible at closing the deal when it’s coked up and under stress.
My Cranstoner went from semi to raging once Alan Arkin showed up in this trailer. I rate this 4 Rolexes and a “buhby” on the Ellis scale (which will later be used to weigh some “party supplies” – sort of a double celebration)
I get the feeling Michael Bay’s entire life is a tribute to Hard Bochner in Die Hard.
Yeah, he lives his life one quarter gram rail a time.
I thought a ‘Hart Bochner’ is vot Werner Herzog geets vis da moviez ahf Herr John Waters.
I thought there was an embargo against using “Dream On” in trailers since at least 2008. What, they couldn’t get the rights to “Who Let The Dogs Out”?