
For reasons I can’t quite explain, I’ve always sort of liked Dax Shepard. Maybe it’s because his name is Aussie slang for underwear, I don’t know, don’t judge me. Anyway, after the jump, watch Shepard introduce the trailer for Hit and Run, which he wrote and co-directed with David Palmer, in which Shepard stars opposite Brad Cooper (with dreadlocks!) and Kristen Bell (Shepard’s real-life fianceé). Shepard plays a former getaway driver named “Charlie Bronson,” who jeopardizes his Witness Protection Program identity when he drives to LA to help his girlfriend land a dream job. At this point it’s hard to tell if it’s a parody of movies like Drive and Knight and Day or just a ripoff of movies like Drive and Knight and Day. You’d think if it was a parody, it’d be called Hit and Runn, and Dax Shepard would play Dylan Runn.
It looks like whoever cut the trailer’s guiding principle was “WHAT IF THERE WAS JUST WACKY SHIT HAPPENING EVERY SECOND??!”
- Brad Cooper in dreads
- Tom Arnold shooting a bowling ball out of his car
- Old people in their underwear
- Tom Arnold shooting his own car
- Dax jumping a dune buggy
- People bleeping their own cuss words with horns and gunshot sound effects
What, no record scratch or midgets slipping on banana peels? Anyway, it doesn’t necessarily look bad, I just have a hard time knowing what it’s supposed to be from this trailer. I like the idea of Brad Cooper in dreads though. It must be some kind of WASP-out-of-water comedy, where they give him Spaghettios and he doesn’t know which oyster fork to use.



I like Dax Sheppard because he is handsome, funny, has an incredibly hot girlfriend and seems completely approachable. Plus we both like sex and money.
Dax Shepard definitely has a certain amount of charm, which generally gets lost on the terrible movies he’s in, like “Without A Paddle.” That being said, I didn’t watch the trailer, because it’s a Dax Shepard movie.
Normally, I’d be horrified at the thought of my handsome WASP King in dreads, but it’s still not as stupid as how they were going to goth him up in that Crow remake.
I hate Dax. He stole my dream girl. I was gonna marry Veronica Mars!
Is it weird that Kristen Bell bugs me on account of being overly cute? That kissy face shit in the beginning of this made me want to puke.
Ooooh, fianceé. I hope you typed in that accent with your pinky up, Vince.
dreamworks face + stoner beard = dax shepard
Oh not cool man. It’s a known fact that you cannot do a driving movie without casting Jason Statham. That’s like casting an urban revenge fantasy without Charles Bronson (How’d that work out for you Jodie?). “Well what about ‘Drive’?” Yeah Statham doesn’t do gay jackets.
“Charlie Bronson,” white guy with dreads…we’re one Walken away from full-on TRUE ROMANCE. And I’d be fine with that.
Damn, Drexl Spivey got prison-raped by a Filipino?
Gives new meaning to the invitation to “grab yo’self an eggroll.”
You’d think if it was a parody, it’d be called Hit and Dunn and Dax Shepard would play Ryan Dunn.
/It’s funny cause he’s dead.
Dax Shepard looks like a more handsome Zach Braff except with a weird lip-thing going on (which makes him just a bit more fuckable, if you ask me)
Go away! ‘Batin’!