This Week in Posters & Stills: James Bond, Bill Murray in Plaid, Spazzy Will Smith

This still is from a Chinese film called Inseperable, starring Kevin Spacey. I don't need any context to say this with confidence: I will see this movie. Fingerless dish gloves? Genius.

I believe the full tagline is "Be yourself and you can be anything. Especially if your boobs are big."

Here's a Django Unchained banner from Cannes. Probably not the most thrilling thing in the world, I realize. Also, is there a store called "ferret?" Why is there a store called "ferret?"

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Aw, well aren't you cute, Bill Murray and Wes Anderson. "Hey, who put boy clothes on that fancy lady?" I bet people are wondering. Also, I saw Moonrise Kingdom yesterday, and if you think there's an excessive amount of plaid in this picture, wait till you see the movie.

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She's in high school, get it? Hence the lockers.

"The untold story begins." Well congratulations on being able to combine two taglines into one even shittier one. First of all, if you tell me a story about how something begins, like, say, Spider-Man, then I go back ten years later and tell another story about how Spider-Man begins and it's kind of the same but different? I'm pretty sure that's not an "untold story." That's a re-told story.

And here's a nice piece of shit. Let's see... pointlessly diagonal title, high-contrast rain, black, white and red color scheme, slutty red lips and cigarette smoke... how many more Frank Miller clichés could we squeeze in there? Also, not that I had much interest in a Sin City sequel to begin with, but now that I know Frank Miller is a full-on co-director, I can safely say that I'll be avoiding this like a syphilitic telemarketer.

Another still from Antiviral. "GAAAAH, STOP LOOKING AT ME, VIAL!"

Here's Shia LaBeouf looking extra fancy in The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman.

Charlie Countryman (LaBeouf) was just a normal guy...until he fell in love with the one girl who will probably get him killed. When Charlie meets the absolutely irresistible Gabi she’s already been claimed by Nigel, an insanely violent crime boss with a gang of thugs at his disposal. Armed with little more than his wit and naïve charm, Charlie endures one bruising beat down after another to woo Gabi and keep her out of harm’s way. Finally his exploits of blind valor create such a mess that he’s left with only one way out; to save the girl of his dreams, must Charlie Countryman die? [ThePlaylist]

Huh, okay. You know you can't bang chicks when you're dead, right, Charlie Countryman? Mostly what I got out of that was that this was that this hairstyle may not have been for a movie:

Thanks, IamPhoenix

Bitch, what are you looking at? The camera's over here.

I wonder if those leather pants are standard issue for sexy army intelligence experts, or whatever she's playing.

This from a new batch of stills from the Total Recall remake. I think the message here is, "Yes, we're raping a classic, but look how pretty they are!"

Here's another still from Inseparable, which does not lessen my desire to see it. That's just a badass roof garden right there.

Between this and the Sin City 2 poster, Robert Rodriguez's poster designer must really be working over time. Don't overthink it, man, just put the logo over a wall and call it a day! Take the rest of the day off! You deserve some me time.

Aw, aren't they cute? This could be an ad for Lee Jeans.

I like the poster design a lot, but it seems like every indie comedy for the last ten years has been pimping a connection or a comparison to Little Miss Sunshine.

Is the secret lesbianism? I hope the secret is lesbianism.

Colin Farrell is dreamy.

Here's Scarlett Johansson again on the set of Under the Skin. Don't worry, this one sounds sexy.

An adaptation of Michael Faber‘s novel, the intriguing premise tells the story of Isserley, an alien on earth disguised as an attractive woman (ScarJo) who uses her voracious sexuality to scour remote highways and desolate scenery to snare human prey. There is a lot more to the premise which we won’t ruin here, but needless to say it builds to a dark ending, with political and environmental themes peppered throughout. The material gives plenty of room for Glazer to employ his keen visual eye and sense of pace and tone and we’re pretty thrilled to see what he does here with source material that upends expectations of a sexual thriller. [The Playlist]

I hope she's naked the entire time like Species. Man, do I have fond memories of Species. These kids today with their internet stump porn, they'll never understand the appeal of something like Species.

And finally, last but not least, here's Will Smith goofing around while promoting Men in Black 3. Hey, is that Will Smith or DJ Spazzy Jeff!? Whackety Schmackety.

Much as I hate Will Smith and his dumb wiener kids, even I have to admit that he's one of the more athletic actors around. Of course, that's not going to stop me from using this in Photoshops for years to come.

Thanks to Burnsy for this one

[Original via Thesuperficial]

All posters via IMPA, unless otherwise noted.