So… did anyone see the gyrocycle thing in the new Men in Black 3 trailer and NOT instantly think of the fingercuff machine from South Park (aka “The Entity,” their Segway parody)? Because me and whoever made this side by side here sure did. I hope Will Smith’s buddy Tom Cruise makes a cameo as the inventor, WHOA! Whackety schmackety good one, Jay.
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[Thanks to TheWhiteBeaner for this exclusive image from Men in Black 3]
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Yes, yes I did.
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Joey Lauren Adams will always be my fingercuff machine. But this is neato.
Remember shitty Cartoon “Spiral Zone?” they had one too. but with cannons. Word.
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I’ve qued it up to the relevant scene, but go to the beginning for some seriously 80′s opening music.
Weird, the only song the radio plays is “Moon River”.
It’s ironic that episode of SP was making fun of the Segway, since I’d actually rather be caught riding a finger-cuffing gyrocycle.
Monowheel was invented in 1869. [en.wikipedia.org]