"PAYCHECKS!"
Ever since Will Ferrell, er, Ron Burgundy confirmed on Conan that the Channel 4 News Team would once again assemble for a sequel, bros and dudes have been flashing back to 2004 with pure joy and excitement. Now that we also know that The Dictator – in theaters everywhere today – will feature the first Anchorman 2 teaser in the previews, we might as well just go ahead and open the floodgates and start repeating every classic line from the original film.
But wait – you may be wondering, “Will Anchorman 2 feature all the same hilarious vintage styles and costumes of the first film?” Worry not, ladies. Anchorman 2 has a new poster and the answer to your question is “Whale’s vagina jazz flute I pooped a squirrel hand grenade toilet store.”
Start planning your Wasted Winter Wet T-Shirt Costume Party now, Sig Ep bros, because I got dibs on the Brian Fantana suit.
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I know I should have reservations about this, but I love the original too damn much to not be excited.
MI CORAZON ES EN FUEGO.
I too am trapped in a glass box… of excitement!
James Westfall & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater approve!
Any word on the return of Carrell and Rudd?
It’s easy to hate this movie because of all the turds that still quote it on a regular basis 7 years after the fact, but this is still easily one of the 3 funniest movies to come out in the last 10 years.
It seems a tad hipster to pretend you don’t like it in retrospect because of that, right?
I am not pretending I don’t like it at all. I love Anchorman, but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t totally quote-worshiped by bros and dudes ad nauseum.
In fact, my top 3 comedies of all-time are 1) Naked Gun, 2) Top Secret and 3) Anchorman.
I hope the sequel doesnt smell like a diaper filled with Indian food.
Or Bigfoot’s Dick for that matter
They already did a “what are they doing now” at the end of the first one. Where the hell is this one supposed to fit in the storyline?
/Implying Will Ferrell movies have plotlines
STFU Joe.
Not a slight. Legitimately curious.
DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT!
(*does keg stand, duct tapes 40s to Chodin’s hands*)
Vince you should do the next post about this as your frat character (the one from all the Hangover posts). IMO some of your funniest stuff.
I still love lamp.
FRANK THE TANK FRANK THE TANK
Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Not meant as a quote. Actual suggestion for Burnsy.
THE DUKE LIVES!!!
I’ll be riding a furry tractor to the premier.
I immediately regret this decision.
My apartment smells of me.
*farts*
Will VV be channel 2 guy agains?