
Less than a week after first introducing himself to the world, Rex Velvet, Seattle’s real-life supervillain and self-appointed foil to real-life superhero Phoenix Jones, has released a follow-up video. It’s pretty much the same as the last one, but have to say this for him, he’s really putting a lot of work into these.
My my my, what a world we live in. I call out an arrogant, neurotic, full-grown man on his failed efforts as a self-proclaimed superzero, and madness ensues! It’s time you dorks realized that the world is not impressed with your playground movements, nor your ability to aim and fire a silly can of mace!
I patiently await a response from you, but it seems you’d rather cower away in your dreamland with your tail between your legs!
I was sitting here trying to formulate a response, but thanks to Shop 101 last week, the only thing I can think is “Theater majors gonna theater.” Seems appropriate.



I underestimated him. His production values suggest a double major at the very least.
All of you other theater majors take note — you put in enough extra shifts at Starbucks and you too can produce high quality make believe play time videos!
I live in Seattle. I can suggest at least 4 Starbucks where this creative mind wrote his screenplay. I would also suggest an Apple product was used.
Thanks for the message, Hercule Poiromo.
To keep up with the times, he’s investigating the murder on the Asian Express.
Seattle super-villains tie damsels to the light rail tracks.
Surely there is a villain there known only as The Cyclist.
Seattle super-villains reside in evil lairs powered by solar panels.
Rex Velvet’s next video should show him swatting fish out of the air at the Pike Place Fish Market or dropping whole milk into a cappuccino even though the customer clearly said soy.
I’d say far more film student than theatre dork. This guy is putting together some tight production work. Moreover, he’ll probably get job offers out of this, if not straight cash money, while phoenix jones will get sued and jailed.
Has he burned down an orphanage yet? Alert me when he has.
Seattle Super Villains still buy their frappés at Starbucks™ instead of patronizing their local coffee house.