
“Obiwan Kenobi” here was recently released after spending five days in jail after being arrested for a hit and run in Northern California. At the time of his arrest, he was also wanted on charges of misdemeanor petty theft. Something something “dark side” (*canned laughter*).
Kenobi, 37, has been charged with leaving the scene of a five-car accident last month in Roseville. According to cops, Kenobi’s reckless driving triggered the chain-reaction collision.
In fact, we were actually able to obtain some footage of the collision:

Formerly known as Benjamin Cale Feit, Kenobi changed his name in 1999 in response to a radio stunt tied to the release of “Stars Wars: Episode I.” A California station offered $1000 to the first listener to legally change their name to that of the fictional Jedi master. [TheSmokingGun via Movieline, Geekologie]
Damn, $1,000 for 13 years as “Obiwan Kenobi?” He probably hates George Lucas almost as much Hayden Christensen. And with a name like “Ben Feit” he could’ve just changed his first name to “Boba” and saved all this trouble. Also, and I know this makes me a terrible person, but part of me wishes he’d been a serial rapist, if only for the mental image of two cops walking slowly by his cell, one telling the other “the force is strong with this one.”
In related news, the Frotcast will be raising money for anyone who changes his (or her) name to “Taco BM Monster.”



The entirety of his legal defense was waving a hand at the judge and insisting he wasn’t the droid he was looking for.
“Someone else left the scene of the accident, I’m not the avoid you are looking for.”
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, someone changed their name to Alec Guiness and got picked up for giving head at truck stops.
My mental image is of him being strip searched in jail (don’t ask why)…”These aren’t the drugs you’re looking for.”
His bumper sticker says “Droid is my co-pilot.”
Bro, if you taze me now I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
Han Seoul Oh is wanted for questioning
Wookie move.
Whenever a Star Wars post comes up under the tag of “Life Imitating Art”, I check to make sure George Lucas hasn’t eaten my cat.
/File Under “Lucas Imitating Alf”
I wonder if “This is not the butthole you’re looking for” worked?
“That’s no moon.”
He was driving a Dodge Darth.
God…damnit. He was our only hope.
In the re-released version, the other drivers collide first.
I actually read the report. Apparently there were multiple vehicles at fault, but NorCal people always peel out in single file to hide their numbers.
ITS A CRASH!!
Help me, bail bondsman, you’re my only hope!
In prison, he’ll be the one getting rear-ended.
He was simply trying to disengage the tractor-trailer beam.
He’s the driver that did the Kessel run in six car wrecks.
He should be used to being stuck a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I’m obviously talking about Sacramento.