There's a new batch of Dark Knight Rises images online today, courtesy of TotalFilm. I think it was commenter Gripster who first pointed it out, but now it's pretty much unavoidable noticing how much Bane's mask looks like sideways goatse. Here's the most SFW way I could illustrate it:
No wonder his voice was so muffled. Check out a couple more pictures on the following pages.
"Ugh, I'm like, so OVER this crime fighting stuff, you know? Pass me more eye black."
Chicks in black tights carrying pistols are so hot this summer. (Hopefully she won't be trying to use a handgun as a battlefield weapon this time). Those lips, though. So pretty.
Uh, I mean... I bet she could really SUCK A MEAN DICK WITH THOSE, GNOME SAYIN'? (Sorry, I was just overcompensating because I thought "so pretty" might come off kind of fruity). I'm just saying, Anne Hathaway could really challenge Tom Hardy in a "pillowiest lips" contest. Dang, I did it again, didn't I.
She got a haircut, you know.
Again, I don't necessarily think short hair is a bad thing, it's just that most of our grandmas have that short, old-lady 'fro, so when a girl comes home with a really short haircut like that, we worry that she may never grow it out again, and it will eventually turn into one of those old lady fros, and that somewhere down the line, we'll always remember this day as the day we started dating our grandmother.
[more bikini pics at WWTDD]
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Once seen, never unseen again.
Too true. I’ll be giggle-puking in the IMAX theater.
I haven’t wanted to sex up a grandma this bad since the first time I saw Titanic.
For me it was the shower scene in Schindler.
My awakening was during the bathtub scene in The Shining.
The haircut is for her role in Les Miserables. Why she has to have short hair for that role, I dunno. Maybe she thought the title translates to “Miserable Lesbians?”
I think that was the alternate title to “Boys Don’t Cry.”
Lice. All it makes me think of.
So sexy.
The DSLs kind of defeat the effectiveness of Catwoman’s disguise–”my boner would recognize those lips anywhere.”
Plus, the only thing intimidating about “cat woman” is that it makes me imagine every Twilight fan.
Oh man, that is a great idea.
Also the pillowiest lips campion will always be Chloe Grace Mor..*door bell*
Hey Chris Hansen. Yeah, I know the drill.
I would take a Bane-masking from Tom Hardy to get with that woman & her granny-fro. Hell, I’m pretty star-struck in the best of times, I’d probably even settle for just the Bane-masking
That why he doesn’t kill batman, he want to goatse him.
The surest way to piss Bane off is to accuse him of talking out of his ass
The thing is, there’s a difference between a short hair style and give-up-and-cut-it-all-off short hair.
I just realized, the cake is missing the wedding band. Goddamn amateurs.
Its noticing the little things like that which separate the men with prolapsed rectums from the boys with prolapsed rectums.
Am I the only one that thinks that is JGL in the Batman outfit?
Film Critic: What’s with all the BDSM shit in this movie?
Christopher Nolan: I’m making a parody of a porn parody.
Film Critic: You mean, like a dream within a dream?
Christopher Nolan: (*BRAAAAHHHMMMM*)
You laugh, but the porn parody got the Bat-and Cat-suits CORRECT.
Seriously this, and what’s below…
…or what we’ve seen from Nolan so far?
And of course, I just mean the costumes, not the quality of the film, which has been fine.
And this Parody is where now?
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I’m glad I squinted my eyes up real good to read that blurry interview with Pillow-Lips Hardy, if only for this gem: “No, there’s no Kermit in Bane,” he laughs. “Absolutely fucking not!”
Batman, on the other hand…
Anyone else think that the Batman picture isn’t Christian Bale at all… and quite possibly is Joseph Gordon-Levitt… just saying, doesnt look like Bale to me.
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wtf is a goatse?
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Had the same question myself. Google is a wonderful thing.
It could be worse. They could have given Batman nipples again.
Yes, nipples are much worse than goatse.
That mask really is disturbing.
Also, it think the goatse would be better described as “vertical goatse” than “sideways goatse.”
Goatse.