I realize FilmDrunk is ostensibly a movie-humor site, but I’ve long considered adult films as a subdivision of films as a whole, and thus part of my mandate. And I suppose Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with Ray J is a kind of an adult film, so I say that counts too. In any case, you’ll thank me later, because this is great. It’s three grandmothers watching Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. It comes from a guy named Hugh Herman on YouTube (via Reddit, Gawker), and I can’t tell you if the grandmas are real or actresses or how staged it is, but if they are acting, they do a damned fine job. Hey, have I mentioned “KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE” yet? Because Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. (*cashes check from Google, buys jeweled sweatpants*)
Just watch it. It’s good.
Assorted quotes:
“This is real pornawgraphy.”
“Oh my God! Look at it!”
“The end is purple.”
“What’s taking him so long, he’s so young.”
“Two hands! Two hands with space in the middle.”
“What is her problem? She’s just laying there.”
“That’s Greek, that’s what the Greeks do.”
I like that they think he’s taking way too long too. Maybe I should start dating more “mature” ladies. They’d probably appreciate my style.
In related news, I finally got my grandpa to listen to my podcast:
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“Two hands with space in the middle” is how most women describe my ding dong. Unfortunately, it’s while they’re holding their hands three inches apart and frowning.
“This is pornawgraphy.”
“THIS IS… A FAT ASS ARMENIAN CHICK GETTING USED AS A TOILET BY BRANDY’S YOUNGER LESS FAMOUS BROTHER!!!! I know, it’s confusing as hell to me too!!!”
Of course adult films count as real movies. Verne Troyer’s sex tape was nominated for Best Documentary–Short Subject.
They’re so cute. They’re putting the “Aw” in “Pornawgraphy”.
Ray Jay? Rway Jay who?
Looks like we’re meant for each other, baby.
If you wouldn’t watch a Mystery Science Theater starring these broads, let’s not hang out ever.
“His nose is hitting her CLY-toris!” This video is some good internetting.
One thing we know for sure about these three ladies: their panties were wet before they started watching the video.
You obviously haven’t been banging old chicks. The only way their panties were wet was if they peed.
Pretty sure that’s what MD was gettin at.
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I’ve said it at least 3 or 7 times before, which would normally cheapen it, but THIS is why the interwebs were invented!
“what is her problem? she’s just laying there?”
It’s nice to see that these old ladies have the same criticisms of Kim Kardashian as I do.
Is it wrong that I found this video more arousing than the actual Kim Kardasian sex tape?
Oh, my, God. Eunice, Look at her butt.
mmmhmmmm
I’d never let my Grandma watch this on my laptop.
(Grandma’s a squirter)
“I realize FilmDrunk is ostensibly a movie-humor site…”
What? I thought this was a site dedicated to Birthday Dog and photoshops of sad Keanu eating a sandwich.
Golden Girls reboot in 3 . . .2 . . . 1 . …
And this almost makes me want to finally see the sex tape.
What context was this filmed in though? Just three women filming themselves chatting?
He-he, really love those grannies
that http://www.KimKleaked.com sextape is great.
actually that’s the only thing Kim is great at ))
is she planning to releases the new one with her current boyfriend?
the gramma’s are desperate for alil action & fingers. I imagine most elderly folk watch porn on a frequent basis due to the lack of their sex life