Frotcast 98: Porn Parody Director Lee Roy Myers, The Avengers, Rating Superhero Movies

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This week on the Frotcast, we brought on Lee Roy Myers, director of all your favorite porn parodies, including Wet Dream on Elm Street, The Human Sexipede, The Big Lebowski XXX, Sex Thighs and Videotape, the award-winning Man vs. Pussy, and the upcoming porn parody of The Godfather, which, sadly, is not called “The Dogboffer.” Lee Roy tells us all about the current state of porn parody and rates the viability of our listener-submitted parody ideas, such as “Grinding Nemo,” and “The Cabin in the Woods Where People are F*cking.” Special thanks to Dreamzone Entertainment and The Godfathers for the hook up (and for the picture).

Meanwhile, Bret and I discuss The Avengers (no spoilers), we listen to grandma’s watching the Kardashian sex tape, rate our best and worst superhero movies, and field a couple questions (and one Brett Ratner story) via email. Just a reminder, you can also find the Frotcast on Stitcher. Just download the app from Stitcher.com and stream that sumbitch live to your iPhone or Android device without going through iTunes or any of that shit! It’s your world, man! Treat yourself!

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"Frotcast 98: Porn Parody Director Lee Roy Myers, The Avengers, Rating Superhero Movies"

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05.03.12 at 1:39 pm
skeewhiff
Filmdrunk turned into a hardcore porn site so gradually I didn’t even notice.
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  05.03.12 at 1:56 pm
  The White Beaner
  GODDAMMIT! *nominates begrudgingly anyway*
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05.03.12 at 4:18 pm
Alcoholics Gratuitous
Sin City has to be close to top five superhero movies and Tank Girl is one of the worst.
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  05.03.12 at 5:56 pm
  Ace Rimmer
  Fuck you. Tank Girl > Sin City any day.
  /may be irredeemably inebriated.
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  05.04.12 at 9:01 am
  The White Beaner
  Never mind that I disagree with all this, but how is Sin City a superhero movie?
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05.03.12 at 5:38 pm
Panther Joe
Before The Devil Gives You Head
Jacked & Dilled
Fuck Her, Punch!
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05.03.12 at 7:03 pm
Labeasy
If the wire taught me anything it’s that it should be man vs pussi not man vs pussy.
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05.03.12 at 11:34 pm
Martin
Beverly Hills Frot
The Blind Ride
Creampie Hard
Creampie Hard 2: Anal Creampie Farter AKA Creampie Hard 2: Santorum
Easy A-Nal
Gay Blade
Blade Triple Penetration
Get Cum into the Greek
Mars Needs MILFs
Poonkeeper
Spaceballs (Don’t fix what ain’t broke)
X-Men: First Ass
There are a lot of gay or ambiguously gay titles.
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05.04.12 at 2:16 am
robopanda ☆
That was the first plug for Adam and Eve that made me want to totally check out the site. Heh, “plug”.
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05.04.12 at 3:08 am
Martin
The Squirt Locker has a lot of potential. I know they filmed The Hurt Locker in Jordan, but can’t a porn parody use Southern California like everyone else uses for the Middle East? I could swear I’ve seen some Iraq War-themed porn that did that. I am already envisioning the porn version of the scene where the colonel keeps calling Renner’s character a wild man.
Staff Sergeant Bones has successfully made a belligerent redheaded “firecrotch” squirt like a lawn sprinkler after his teammates insisted that going down on her would be too dangerous. He’s standing next to their humvee wiping himself off when Colonel Angus and his entourage approach.
Colonel Angus: You the guy inside the firecrotch, Sergeant James?
Sergeant Bones: Afternoon, sir. Uh, yes, sir.
Colonel Angus: Well, that’s just hot shit. You’re a wild man, you know that?
Sergeant Bones: Uh, yes, sir.
Colonel Angus: He’s a wild man. You know that? I want to shake your hand.
Sergeant Bones: Thank you, sir.
Colonel Angus: Yeah. How many girls have you made cum?
Sergeant Bones: Uh, I’m not quite sure.
Colonel Angus: Sergeant?
Sergeant Bones: Yes, sir.
Colonel Angus: I asked you a question.
Sergeant Bones: Eight hundred seventy-three, sir.
Colonel Angus: Eight hundred! And seventy-three. Eight hundred! And seventy-three. That’s just hot shit. Eight hundred and seventy-three.
Sergeant Bones: Counting today, sir, yes.
Colonel Angus: That’s gotta be a record. What’s the best way to… go about getting one of these girls off?
Sergeant Bones: The way you don’t die, sir.
Colonel Angus: That’s a good one. That’s spoken like a wild man. That’s good.
Special thanks to IMDb.
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  05.04.12 at 3:11 am
  Martin
  The sniper scene would substitute a fucksaw for the Barrett .50 cal.
  “SPIT ON IT, CORPORAL!”
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05.04.12 at 3:18 am
Martin
Unsodomable
“It’s a dildo… The size of the Chrysler Building!”
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05.04.12 at 2:19 pm
Steve
My top 5 comic book movies:
1. Superman 1
2. Superman 2
3. Ninja Turtles 1
4. Batman 1
5. Sin City
Yeah, I stick with what I grew up with, for the most part. Wost comic book movie I ever saw: Blade 3. Happy to say I never saw any of the other stinkers.

Frotcast 98: Porn Parody Director Lee Roy Myers, The Avengers, Rating Superhero Movies

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