Last we checked in on the development of the Roland Emmerich-directed Channing Tatum thriller White House Down, the action was getting intense and the all-star A-list cast was only just unfolding. C-Tates, of course, stars as Secret Service agent Cole “Snoop” Baretta, as the White House is overrun by terrorists and President Jefferson Washington (played by rapper T-Pain) is kidnapped and held for ransom. The price? Baretta’s own blood.
But now, thanks to Baretta’s sidekick Pit Bull the American Bulldog (voiced by Pit Bull), the tables have turned on the terrorists and they just might be able to rescue President Washington in time for the BET Awards after parties.
This week I’m proud to leak the storyboards for Scenes 4 and 5, which include incredible cameos by John Malkovich, Clint Eastwood and Rosie O’Donnell. Will Snoop and Pit Bull be able to get out of their latest jam? Yo, they ain’t scurred.
SCENE 4 – THE COLONEL ARRIVES
Featuring C-Tates as agent Cole “Snoop” Baretta, Pit Bull as the voice of Pit Bull the American Bulldog, and John Malkovich as Colonel Ackbar Muslim.
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Please stop before some asshole see’s this right before going into a pitch meeting with a major studio. I picture it going down like Bobcat’s pitch for “Chimp Rape”, except with nodding heads and smiles at the end.
My only fear is that Seltzer and Friedberg steal it.
Don’t worry Burnsy, they aren’t clever enough for that.
I’m pretty sure those guys can’t read.
best story ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
“Jihad me at hello”
Best. Line. Ever.
You have won my eternal admiration.
I literally LOLd at that line, it’s brilliant
seconded
I don’t ever want these to end. Fo’realz.
There’s no way that the actual movie could live up to this.
That’s the sad truth. I feel like we’ll all go to this movie after 17 months of these storyboards and end up depressed.
Needs more Drowning Pool.
There is no clap slow enough to express how good this is. Bravo.
There should be one of these every damn day.
This is Frotcast radio play material if I ever seen’t it.
all that’s missing is a bud light sticker on the pit-bull
Needs more parkour
I love this more than a fat kid loves cake.
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*sniff* This is the ultimate compliment.
Burnsy, I recently inherited a considerable some of money and have quickly tired of my idle playboy lifestyle in Majorca. My soon to be founded independent studio ‘Bitches Ain’t Shizz, Also Blow And Whizz Fizz’ is willing to offer you €10 million to put this into production immediately. I believe we can keep costs down by surgically transforming Brady Quinn into a C-Tates look-alike and shooting in Lesotho using a crew of mercenaries and child slaves.
Eagerly awaiting your reply,
Dieter Von Huegenballs
Accepted, but I think we can get Jason Williams cheaper.
Comcast really is the worst though….
I’m late to the party but these story boards are fantastic