Last we checked in, our man Cole “Snoop” Baretta, he had just (seemingly) defeated the Iron Sheik, or at least a cyborg version of that dastardly villain. And President Jefferson Washington was still being held captive by the evil, mysterious Colonel Ackbar Muslim. In order to rescue the leader of the free world, Snoop was going to have to sacrifice his own life…
OR WOULD HE? In this latest storyboard from Roland Emmerich’s White House Down – obtained through the most incredibly secret inside sources, HOTTGOSS – it seems that C-Tates and Co. have actually addressed the fact that Gerard Butler was recently in Cannes trying to find a buyer for his similar film, White House Taken.
But would you believe that it was all just some classic Hollywood synergy? You better.
SCENE 6 – THE BUTLER DID IT
Featuring C-Tates as agent Cole “Snoop” Baretta, Pit Bull as the voice of Pit Bull the American Bulldog, Gerard Butler as the Cole Baretta Impostor, and Whoopi Goldberg as the President Jefferson Washington impostor.
And on the next page I have an incredibly rare storyboard outtake, because they happen. Trust me.
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Palabra holy shit,I fucking LOL’d
jesus christ, it’s word is bond. How fucking white are you?
“Word is born” means “truth be told” or “the truth is spoken”, as in the Logos (Greek, for “word”) of the New Testament. “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” (John 1:1) so Pitbull just got all theological on your ass, respec!
Is that the only mistake you’ve noticed? Because there are a bunch and they’re intentional. The “fucking white” thing might actually be going over your head. If so, my apologies.
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Chill the fuck out.
Nah, it’s okay. Lunchbox likes to bust balls.
I guess I just get offended since I’m a fucking white guy. Plus I just hate to see any complaining so soon after Memorial Day when we celebrate C-Tate’s service in GI Joe and Stop Loss.
Dat b raciss, yo. U be sayin’ dat shit ’bout C-Tates an’ I might hafta git da pumps out da trunk.
Dis foo may look white on da outside, ‘n shit, but his heart b black as a 300 Ibs. Mandingo straight off da Amistad. Hear me, son?
lets put away racists tendencies. a black man in Florida just got dead because he ate a cracker near a highway. Let’s evolve. BOOM!
In all fairness, that really isn’t the place to perform cunnilingus.
Security had found 3 fake phalluses (or “Plastic C-Pieces”) when they searched C-Tates before that take. They never thought to check the Chan-Andreas Fault (or “The C-Cheeks”) for a jar of Skippy, though. Suckas! He didn’t become “THA HARDEST TWERKIN’ PLAYBOY IN THA BIZZNA$TEE” by half-assin’ his on-set pranks, ya hurr?