I'm red-green colorblind myself, so this could be a little off-base, but most of the trailers and spots we've seen from Prometheus thus far have seemed mostly grey and steel-colored and desaturated. In this new batch of 17 images released at EW, many from the set in Iceland (like the one above), we get lots of vivid blues and yellows. Neat? I mean, I like colors. Also, there's Charlize Theron's butt looking all hot in her supertight space pants. In fact, I put this picture at the top because it showed the most butt. That's an old blogger trick.
After The Avengers and Dark Knight Rises, it seems like Prometheus, which opens June 8th, is the next most-anticipated movie of the summer. But that could just be my love of Robot F. Assbender talking. Look at him, I just want to go everywhere with him, experience the world through his gentle robot eyes.
You see how she looks at me? It's probably 'cause she wants me so bad. Jeez, Charlize, you make it so obvious.
RoboFass's "curious robot" face with that head tilt reminds me of that thing my dog does when I scream gibberish at him (it's a game we play). Mainly in that both are adorable.
I'm probably not the first to point this out, but man, that chick is weird looking. And strangely, not in an unattractive way. She's like an elegant moray eel.
I bet those screens are where the holograms come out of, and she moves them around using those gloves.
I want to be the set guy who builds the smoke fires. That seems like a cool job. Everyone else would be off, filming some dramatic scene about the origins of mankind and you'd just be sitting there, grillin' up some wieners.
Yellow piping, the PIPING OF THE FUTURE. In space, no one can see your camel toe.
;-(
The dude on the right is Sean Harris, who I only know as Michaeletto from The Borgias, and now it's impossible to see him as anything but Michaelette from The Borgias. Even here he looks like a renaissance-era Italian in a space suit. Same hair and beard and everything. What, no codpiece?
Is Stringer Bell wearing weird contacts in this?
Aw, dammit. Please, don't remind us that this is a Ridley Scott movie while Robin Hood's still on cable.
I could seriously watch RoboFassbender paint a house.
Whatcha thinkin' bout? Mmm, I dunno, rocks 'n stuff.
James Cameron has a suit just like that for when he has to be in the same room with poor people.
Don't know who this is. Not looking it up.
See previous.
That is clearly the face of a man with an abnormally large penis.
[a few more pictures and descriptions over at EW]
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Are they descriptions of his penis? I hope so.
Michael Fassbender thinks he’s better than me because he’s a rich, handsome, famous movie star but he’s prob just overcompensating for a really tiny dick. Also he’s probably a bad actor. I’ll let you guys know after I watch this “Shame” movie.
She’s like an elegant lamprey.
Funny, because that’s how I describe Fasspenis
Correction: The Fasspenis
#15 looks like Catelyn Stark’s sister from Game of Thrones. You know, the one that breast feeds her like, ten year old son.
Meant #14. 15 looks like he’d been a stock frat-guy character.
Ryan’s brother from the O.C. I’ll never forgive him for what he did to Marissa…
MMMMMMMMMMM Whatcha SAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
pic # 14 chia was in Game of thrones – season 1. Lady Starks’ sister who lets her 9yr old son suck on her teets. she was creepy… i see she is no matter who she plays.
pic 15, is dude from M.Night’s Devil… and he’s a 3-namer he also is Tom Hardy’s doppleganger. ok i’m done. lol
Tom Hardy mixed with a li’l Cam Gigandet perhaps. Or is it Kellan Lutz? Either way, something makes him look like a retarded Tom Hardy.
Not only are form-fitting lycra space suits more fun to look at, but they actually make more sense.
dam Charlize never looks bad!
I have actually seen the future… and it’s Siri and a RealDoll. Sorry.
WTF ,AMB? Shiri?
Yellow piping. Are you on crack, or am I?
I’m seeing orange. But it could just be crack.
Is it orange? Fuck. Well see, this is why I explained that I’m color blind in the first sentence.
ON CRACK??! YOU WILL BE SENSITIVE TO MY DISABILITY, YOUNG MAN!
It is orange… you cripple.
You were thinking of Robin William’s hair in Popeye, right?
Also, why does a robot need a spacesuit – to blend in?
You wouldn’t want that Fassdong floppin’ around all willy nilly out in space. It would interfere with all the interactive holograms.
Presuming he’s all fluid-filled like the androids in Alien and Aliens, he would need a space suit to maintain pressure- otherwise it would gush out in explosive decompression a la Event Horizon.
/pushes glasses up nose, takes a hit off his inhaler.
I love that picture of Charlize. I am most definitely pro-meaty ass.
She’s probz naked under that suit, amirite?
Charlize Theron ass AND Fassbender perplexed robot face? My day has been made.
…I put this picture at the top because it showed the most butt. That’s an old blogger trick.
What’s the trick? How to minimize page views for a 17 page slideshow?
I’ve got even money the phrase “Charlize Theron’s butt” brings in as many Googlers as “Dark Knight Rises.”
It makes perfect sense that robots in the future would look like Fassbender. I mean if you’re designing a robot you’re likely to have a checklist of features that you’d like the robot to have and depending on your budget some of these features would get included and some would unfortunately not make the cut. If you’re designing said robot to resemble a male human, you better believe that the “massive penis” feature is making the cut.
I’m going to be disappointed if this movie is anything less than awesome, because it looks SO AWESOME. Most promising sci-fi movie since District 9 and/or Moon, if you ask me.
It will be AWESOME and even if it’s not I’ll never admit it to myself. I’ll fight it until a vein ruptures in my neck and then it won’t matter anyway.
This movie looks cool as hell to me, but I’m telling you. The flyover states do not care about this movie. It’s not gonna bomb, but it’s closer to Watchmen than The Dark Knight. Marketing is leaving money on the table by being coy about the Alien connection.
But where’s the BRAHMMMSSS.
Michael Fassbender’s dick is so big he drives a bus pass.
I think Vince might be color-blind.
More like Charlize Pancakeass
No idiot! If that’s Iceland then where is all the ice?
#10: “Seriously, it was *this* big. Michael almost poked the hooker’s eye out.”
I think #14 is that crazy bitch off GAME OF THRONES. The one who has the little boy sucking on her tit.
And Noomi Rapace is as fine as frog hair, I won’t hear a word against her.
Oh, someone already spotted that.
I feel foolish and will now go masturbate the shame away.
“I could seriously watch RoboFassbender paint a house”… with his dork.
Other Sean Harris fans will know him for playing Ian Curtis in “24 Hour Party People.” So hopefully when whatever creature is molesting him, we might be treated to a “[blank] will tear us apart!” joke, followed by baffling upper torso flailing.
Charlize Theron’s ass and Fassbender’s “assbender” are a match made in heaven.
Rapace kinda looks like that (she-thing) from Splice in #4. 8/10, Would bang
Is there a Futurama/Fassbender meme yet? RoboFassbender/Bender the bending robot…FassBender telling us to bite his shiny metal penis?