Yes, I'm going to hell
Admittedly, it’s kind of a disappointing week for mainstream releases, but as usual, the more obscure new films offer some promise. This week we’ve got another Best Picture Oscar nominee, Matt Damon’s zoo, Father ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper, Mat ‘Bruce Willis with flippers’ Fraser, a bad case of writer’s block, and Chloë Grace Moretz might be a Commie bitch.
The DVDs:
War Horse
We Bought A Zoo
Tyrannosaur
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey
Space Dogs
A Turtle’s Tale: Sammy’s Adventures
Angels Crest
Redemption Road
The Odds
Chasing Madoff
Alien Opponent
NoBody’s Perfect
Enter Nowhere
Hellacious Acres: The Case Of John Glass
The Afflicted
The Midnight Disease
To find out which is worth watching, keep reading. For some Netflix streaming suggestions, click here.
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I should have something snarky to say, but NoBody’s Perfect looks boss as hell!
Anything with Rowdy Roddy Piper is worth watching. “Hell Comes to Frogtown” is a cinematic hurricane of awesomeness and I will fight anyone who says different.
Sounds like someone’s getting a monogrammed kilt for Christmas.
OMG! Roddy Piper just talked to me! I’m never washing my ears again!
“Tyrannousaur” is one of the most depressing films I’ve seen in years…but it’s awesome. It may be another one Americans choose to watch with the subtitles on, though. My girlfriend thought the lead wasn’t even speaking English.
I just watched The Shadow Line so I might need some Benny Hill to cleanse my palate before watching Tyrannosaur.
The lead is the “I’m not dying for theees bastahds!” guy from Braveheart right?
Great recap as always, Morty, though I couldn’t stop humming my Parry Gripp-fantasy-themesong, “T-rex arms ridin’ on a War Horse”, throughout
Belly of the Beast (nice title choice, Seagal) is worth watching just for the scene where his body double beats up a gang at a fruit market by majestically waving his arms around, and inexplicably knocking guys 15 feet through the air. A close second would be his duel against a tranny with razor-nails. None of this is being made up, I promise.
“The Odds” or “Where’s My Money?”
I came here to kick ass and praise the lord Jesus Christ. And I’m all out of wafers.
Human Centipede 2 is on Instant as well, if you must see more ATM