BONSAI!

With both Into The Abyss and Sleeping Beauty available, Netflix streaming might actually offer the cream of this week’s crop.  It also has Littlerock if that looked like your thing.  If challenging death row docs and sleeping hookers aren’t to your taste (and if so, what are you doing reading this?), here’s some other new additions to the service:

Knuckle

Vince got to see this documentary last year at Sundance.  It’s about bare-knuckle gypsy fights like in Snatch.  I’m sure you’re already interested.  Vince gave it a ‘B’ so it probably delivers the goods.
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1313: UFO Invasion

Now’s your chance to cheaply and casually check out one of those twinks-in-trouble flicks.  You know you want to; they look fascinating.  They’re not quite porn, but at the same time, they don’t really serve any other purpose. Who watches these non-ironically?
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The Last Godfather

This mafia comedy co-stars Harvey Keitel and Jason Mewes.  That’s one of those sentences that requires no other information in order for you to make your decision about watching the film.  Given their previous films, you think they both whip out their dongs?
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The Rebound

Ever wonder what happened to Catherine Zeta-Jones?  Well keep wondering: this movie (which is her only currently released film since 2007) got a straight-to-DVD release in February, joined streaming this past weekend, and was filmed (and shelved) four years ago.