
BONSAI!
With both Into The Abyss and Sleeping Beauty available, Netflix streaming might actually offer the cream of this week’s crop. It also has Littlerock if that looked like your thing. If challenging death row docs and sleeping hookers aren’t to your taste (and if so, what are you doing reading this?), here’s some other new additions to the service:
Vince got to see this documentary last year at Sundance. It’s about bare-knuckle gypsy fights like in Snatch. I’m sure you’re already interested. Vince gave it a ‘B’ so it probably delivers the goods.
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1313: UFO Invasion
Now’s your chance to cheaply and casually check out one of those twinks-in-trouble flicks. You know you want to; they look fascinating. They’re not quite porn, but at the same time, they don’t really serve any other purpose. Who watches these non-ironically?
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The Last Godfather
This mafia comedy co-stars Harvey Keitel and Jason Mewes. That’s one of those sentences that requires no other information in order for you to make your decision about watching the film. Given their previous films, you think they both whip out their dongs?
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The Rebound
Ever wonder what happened to Catherine Zeta-Jones? Well keep wondering: this movie (which is her only currently released film since 2007) got a straight-to-DVD release in February, joined streaming this past weekend, and was filmed (and shelved) four years ago.




Holy Shit! That’s Dunbar from the Real World at the beginning of The Terror Experiment! I guess this is what happens when movies stop being polite and start getting real (awful).
The demise of Blockbuster has ruined movies for me. No fresh faced teenie to give me the stink-eye when I rent Sleeping Beauty.
I always got the weird older guy who thought he’d be cool by pointing out how hot the actresses’ boobs are in movies. Even if I’m there with my mom. And 13. Y’know what? I’m glad that guys probably unemployed and homeless now.
“Dude, isn’t it fucked up that Even Rachel Wood is dating Marlyn Manson?”
Yeah dude, it is.
I was totally waiting for the old dude in that No Body Found trailer to say “So we’ll schedule the surgery for the 17th?”
How could you leave out Dragon Eyes, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Cung Le?
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Despite your linked article, I can’t see that it has actually been released in the US. Can you find proof that it has been?
Probably not. I bet Seagal used his vast powers to delay the release.
I see the issue. Middle Easy is pretty awful for journalisming, and Dragon Eyes came out in the UK on the 9th, and won’t be in the US until May.
My apologies. I should know better than to use ME for any kind of factual information.
Do they just let anybody write articles and make photoshops for this site?
You’re an asshole and your comments are not funny, they just make you sound like a snarky, bitter little bitch. Go away.
I cannot WAIT for the porn parody of Rat Scratch Fever.