At long last, we have the first trailer for Ted, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane’s directawrial debut, starring Wahlburger’s co-founder Mark Wahlberg as a guy whose Teddy Bear came to life as a result of a childhood wish and hasn’t left his side since. In a strange twist, Seth MacFarlane was originally supposed to be on the 9/11 flight that Mark Wahlberg would’ve stopped.
Anyway, I’m a little torn on this movie. The bear sounds exactly like Peter Griffin, which is weak, but at the same time I’m powerless to resist bad Boston accents (it’s basically The Town if Jeremy Renner had been a teddy bear). It also looks like it follows the Family Guy formula of being equal parts jokes that make me laugh and bits that are so over-the-top campy and weird that they make me cringe. DAMN YOU, SETH MACFARLANE! JUST TELL ME WHETHER I SHOULD LIKE YOU ALREADY!
DO NAWT RUIN THIS DATE FA ME, BEAH! I’M TAKIN MILER TA WAHLBURGAHS FA A ROMANNIC DINNAH.
[It's the red-band trailer, so watch with caution if your boss has never heard swear words before.]
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If the parts that make you laugh outnumber the parts that don’t, then yes, you like Seth McFarlane. COMMON SENSE, fag.
Mark Wahlberg really wants you to smell his finger, but be warned; they only come in two flavors: “FACKIN QUEEAH” and “Matt Damon”
Christian Bale lost two hundred pounds and was a pedophile for six months to play that bear.
They shoulda named the movie “Ted Talks” to trick all those smaht queeahs into seein’ it.
NAWT POOH.
Isn’t this basically the same as that tv show where Frodo has a magic Australian dog? That was terrible as well.
You nuts, Sicky… Wilfred was pretty damn funny.
I’m excited for this one, even if it is uneven. That bit at the end when Marky Mark shoots off white trash names is great. He remembered them so well because he fingerblasted all of those girls behind a Bennigan’s.
I’ll admit, his exasperated “FAHK” got an actual laugh out of me.
Mahk Wahlburga needs to put comedies in his reahview.
That teddy beah keeps Mahky Mahk’s lawndry super sawft. FEEL IT, FEEL IT.
For the most part I think Family Guy/American Dad had their moments and definitely ran their course but I think this movie has serious potential. Marky Mark is probably one of the only actors who could even get away with this. I give em props for that white trash scene alone.
Gotta admit that shit is making me laugh!
This is really missing the Bawston recaahd scratch: “There’s only one problem… [queeeaAAH!]
Their romance began the way every Bawston romance starts: with a punch to the head.
Ted: Who the fuck put the stitching in this bear?
Toy Maker: I did. Who are you?
Ted: I’m the bear who does his fackin’ job, you must be the otha guy.
say hello to your mother for me.
They filmed flashback scenes in my hometown! NORWOOD 4 LYFE.
But shit, the funny/groan moments happened so close together! First part of the thunder thing – awesome, last line – horrible. Bear humping the checkout scanner – hilarious, bear deep-throating a candy bar – horrible.
I vote for Dinklage in a bear suit. Wait, hang on, Warwick Davis already did it: [colinandnick.blogspot.com]
I want this to be good…? I don’t know it might be okay. Family Guy definitely lost a lot over the years preferring to be the show that young woman watch because they think it’s risque and The Cleveland Show is an abortion that crawled out the dumpster.
American Dad is alright so maybe he can pull one out.
P.S. Mila Kunis/Teddy bear hardcore scissor scene or GTFO
It’s been almost 20 years since Good Will Hunting, but I’m still a sucker for guys with Boston accents rapidly reciting lists of names..
Also, it’s weird that Marky Mark will only do movies with that song from the Fighter in the trailer.
IF this movie has the leas bit of success, Hollywood will ruin it in one of these sequels:
“Ted: The Exorcism” – Get the Peter Griffin demon out of the toy.
“Bride of Ted” – Mahky builds a pink female bear that sounds like Lois Griffin.
least, dammit
Are you saying that Jeremy Renner is not a teddy bear?
My hope is that the bear dry humps Mila and says “Who’s your daddy” in the Peter Griffin voice.