I love this picture. I have nothing to add.
[Val Kilmer at Tribeca 2012, via TheDailyMail]
UPDATE: Thanks, Jeremy:
"Twoooooo hot dogs, pleeeeeeeease…."
I have something to add: DEATH RACE IS AN AWESOME MOVIE.
True, true.
If I were to put bunny ears on Tom Cruise, my arm would only go up this high.
He is just counting the number of feet diabetes is going to take.
“Mr Kilmer, how many bowls of soup did you get with that hat?”
Love me two times, gravy.
Well played.
“I’ll take four fried chickens. And a coke… actually, better make it two”
Peace. Of pie.
“Bring two chairs, please. Russell Crowe and I are just going to sit at the Food Services table tonight, save us the walk”
If it was him and Russell Crowe, wouldn’t they need three chairs? One for Russ-Russ and two for each of Kilmer’s buttcheeks.
“Better play it safe, just bring us a bench”
“Mr. Kilmer, how many poopies did you make?”
“Mr. Kilmer, how many chins are you wearing tonight?”
Kilmer has the Churchill impression down pat, but he’ll need to shed twenty pounds or so to look it.
He should’ve heeded his own warning that eating cheeseburgers will give you enormous breasts.
V for Velveeta
“Mr. Kilmer, those were decorative soaps! This is very important: How many ‘bubba-fruits’ did you eat?”
Deuces Wide
FUN FACT: “V” is the roman numeral for 5. Also, Val Kilmer is fat
ZING
As a young actor, Kilmer used to brag that one day he’d be bigger than Brando.
“Oh god, I know that face… VAL! I’m getting your sweat pants from the trunk! Was it a number 1, or do I need to bring the wipes, too?”
Somehow, I think it was number two.
Great sequel idea, Kurt. TWOmbstone. Get it? Get it?
Wha hey hey CALL ME wh……. :(
At least now we know how to pronounce his Dieter character’s name from MacGruber.
He is counting the number of people today who called him Fat Fartigan.
Kiss Kiss, Would Not Bang
“Mr. Kilmer! Who are you wearing tonight?!” (see picture) “Uhhhh….”
The Saltimbocca Sea
Thunderfart
The Island of Dr. Churros
Val Kilmer: “Guess what my fingers smell like. The answer may surprise you.”
“It only takes me two licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop”
Eat (1995)
Top Heavy Secret.
Porkrindhunters (2004)
Fatman Forever
Top Gunt
The Icecream Experiment (2009)
Breathless, ’cause I’m fat & out of shape (2012)
Tombstone Pizzas
The (I can’t fit through) Doors
Double Chindentity.
Mark Twain and Edy’s Slow-Churn Ice Cream
Fill Me Again
[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net] yummy time!
Icecreamman
Kill the Irish Stew.
Top Buns
The Island of Dr. Moreau-valtine.
THIS.
Highway to the Danger Scone
I’m Fatman. Not because I have to be. Because I choose to be.
I’ve concluded that he smells like God’s greatest gift [youlooklikeyousmelllike.tumblr.com]
“Lady, he’s putting my kids through college”
I got offered the chance to interview Val Kilmer last week and declined. I now regret that decision.
Fed Planet
Thank you for this picture. [imgur.com]
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I have something to add: DEATH RACE IS AN AWESOME MOVIE.
True, true.
If I were to put bunny ears on Tom Cruise, my arm would only go up this high.
He is just counting the number of feet diabetes is going to take.
“Mr Kilmer, how many bowls of soup did you get with that hat?”
Love me two times, gravy.
Well played.
“I’ll take four fried chickens. And a coke… actually, better make it two”
Peace. Of pie.
“Bring two chairs, please. Russell Crowe and I are just going to sit at the Food Services table tonight, save us the walk”
If it was him and Russell Crowe, wouldn’t they need three chairs? One for Russ-Russ and two for each of Kilmer’s buttcheeks.
“Better play it safe, just bring us a bench”
“Mr. Kilmer, how many poopies did you make?”
“Mr. Kilmer, how many chins are you wearing tonight?”
Kilmer has the Churchill impression down pat, but he’ll need to shed twenty pounds or so to look it.
He should’ve heeded his own warning that eating cheeseburgers will give you enormous breasts.
V for Velveeta
“Mr. Kilmer, those were decorative soaps! This is very important: How many ‘bubba-fruits’ did you eat?”
Deuces Wide
FUN FACT: “V” is the roman numeral for 5. Also, Val Kilmer is fat
ZING
As a young actor, Kilmer used to brag that one day he’d be bigger than Brando.
“Oh god, I know that face… VAL! I’m getting your sweat pants from the trunk! Was it a number 1, or do I need to bring the wipes, too?”
Somehow, I think it was number two.
Great sequel idea, Kurt. TWOmbstone. Get it? Get it?
Wha hey hey CALL ME wh……. :(
At least now we know how to pronounce his Dieter character’s name from MacGruber.
He is counting the number of people today who called him Fat Fartigan.
Kiss Kiss, Would Not Bang
“Mr. Kilmer! Who are you wearing tonight?!”
(see picture)
“Uhhhh….”
The Saltimbocca Sea
Thunderfart
The Island of Dr. Churros
Val Kilmer: “Guess what my fingers smell like. The answer may surprise you.”
“It only takes me two licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop”
Eat (1995)
Top Heavy Secret.
Porkrindhunters (2004)
Fatman Forever
Top Gunt
The Icecream Experiment (2009)
Breathless, ’cause I’m fat & out of shape (2012)
Tombstone Pizzas
The (I can’t fit through) Doors
Double Chindentity.
Mark Twain and Edy’s Slow-Churn Ice Cream
Fill Me Again
[sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net] yummy time!
Icecreamman
Kill the Irish Stew.
Top Buns
The Island of Dr. Moreau-valtine.
THIS.
Highway to the Danger Scone
I’m Fatman. Not because I have to be. Because I choose to be.
I’ve concluded that he smells like God’s greatest gift [youlooklikeyousmelllike.tumblr.com]
“Lady, he’s putting my kids through college”
I got offered the chance to interview Val Kilmer last week and declined. I now regret that decision.
Fed Planet
Thank you for this picture. [imgur.com]