"EH! I'M WALKEN, HEAH!"
Stand Up Guys stars Al Pacino and Christopher Walken as a pair of aging con men looking for one last score, directed by Fisher Stevens (this creepy motherf*cker), with no release date set yet. But I don’t think you need to know any of that to enjoy this picture. It looks like an improv exercise where the assignment was to create an instantly-recognizable Al Pacino and Christopher Walken impression using only grunting noises.
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Things I know about Fisher Stevens….he dumped Michelle Pfeiffer to date hotter chicks, he was The Plague in Hackers, he was in the Short Circuit movies and you can see his balls in the movie The Burning.
Jesus….that is more than I know about most of my family.
He died auto-erotic aspyxiating himself in Californication. Move your dad down a spot on the list…
*asphyxiating
This week on “The Walking Dead”…..
Walken Dead.
That’s not The Walking Dead, it’s the gritty new live-action reboot of Grim Fandango, starring Walken as the titular character.
*giggles, says “titular,” giggles again*
It’s f*cking George Minkowski!
Walken – “Al, when I said the only prescription was more cowbell, I didn’t say it was a suppository.”
Christopher Walken is just the best.
We should legalize cloning, in order to preserve him for future generations.
We SHOULD have cloned him 22 or 23 years and somehow gotten him onto a boat with Miley Cyrus.
Ago. 22 or 23 years ago.
Stevens was also on the criminally underrated Key West which featured Jennifer Tilly as a prostitute. Good times.
Mmmm . . . Jennifer Tilly as a prostitute . . . *drool*
Christopher Walken: “The longer the day goes by…. The higher, my pants….. Goes.”
Pachino: “WHOOOOO AHHHHHHH”
Fisher Stevens: Skinniest Neck in Hollywood. Discuss…
I love everything about this.
Also, I have to go watch Short Circuit again.
If Short Circuit taught us one thing, and one thing only….it is that Police Academy should have replaced Steve Guttenberg with Michael McKeon.
The new up sank my . . . something something this movie is still gonna suck balls.
Is no one going to comment on WTF is up with Pacino’s body??? I knew he was short, but…
Fisher Stevens used to boink Kirstie Alley when she was on Cheers.
Actually, as I was typing that, it sounded wrong. Kirstie Alley used to be married to Parker Stevenson.