Incredibly, I’ve yet to get tired of the supercut as an internet art form. This latest, from NextMovie, “Fix Edukation Now,” is actually pretty clever. It combines all of cinematic students’ most idiotic answers to basic classroom questions (that they could think of). Easily my favorite clip is the one from Dangerous Minds where Michelle Pfeiffer tells her class “Today we’re going to conjugate some verbs.” To which a Mexican kid with a ponytail replies, “Hey! What about karate?”
I want to drive to the screenwriter’s house and high five him right now because that is awesome. I demand this become a meme somehow.
[List of movies used over at NextMovie]
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Ha ha, yes, very funny.
You don’t regularly wake up screaming KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BANDSAW, JACKASS!
Missing the scene in To Sir With Love when Sidney Poitier asks the class about Shakespeare and a giant bat flies in and rapes him to death.
It’s nice to see that Jon Lovitz’s tour-de-force, High School High, hasn’t been forgotten over the long ravages of time. Tia Carerre just needed a couple more “incredibly attractive woman falls in love with good-hearted schlub” roles for her punch card, and she would get a free 6-inch sub…
No Bill and Ted?
“Who was Joan of arc?”
“Noah’s wife?”
No I’m Gonna Get You Sucka?
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I was holding out hope for the fantastic early exchange from WarGames. I was sorely disappointed.
Mr. Liggett: Now there seems to be a lot of confusion on this next question: asexual reproduction. Could someone tell me please who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex?
David Lightman: Ah-heh.
[whispers something to a classmate]
Jennifer: [overhearing, Jennifer starts to laugh]
Mr. Liggett: [turns around and sees Jennifer giggling] Miss Mack! What is so amusing?
Jennifer: I…
[Jennifer breaks up into laughter again and turns to look at David, who puts on a show of mock innocence]
Mr. Liggett: Alright, Lightman. Maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
David Lightman: Umm… Your wife?