This new supercut “video essay” (well la di da, Professor Smartguy) is about as self-explanatory as it gets. Coming to us from Flavorwire, And Introducing… cuts together clips of famous actors in their first film roles. As far as I know, Sylvester Stallone’s clip, from The Party at Kitty and Stud’s, is the only film debut on the list that came from a porno. But only because they left out that child porn Danny Masterson starred in. What? Don’t look at me like that, you know how Scientologists are.
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Is Danny Masterson dead?
damn sharon stone was so fine
Considering all the nonsense filler that was in the full movie, it makes perfect sense that Bottle Rocket started as a short student film.
Bottle Rocket is the ultimate film school movie. “People are doing stuff, and one of them has a gun for some reason!”
I think the Frotcast’s early-on unanimous agreement that BR was overpraised garbage was what endeared me to you pretentious West Coast f*ckfaces in the first place.
Shit. I walked out of Bottle Rocket before the gun showed up? Damnit. Next thing you’ll be telling me something interesting happened after I walked out of The Crying Game. What a snoozer that one was.
If I had the chance to spank Kevin Bacon with a paddle, I’d tell him to squeal like a pig.
Because Bacon.
I though Tom Selleck was the name of the moustache, and the man it was attached to was Higgins?