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20 minutes after the debut of this commercial, Roller Kingdom was blown up by an organized crime family. Brad Armstrong was killed in a drive-by shooting minutes later.
Most common comment is about how later on the felons say they’re going to the roller rink as well. I’m gonna point out something even more obvious: How horribly dated the commercial looks and sounds, only to hear the guy say they opened the place in 1999.
It’s obviously made that way on purpose.
That place is seriously like 5 minutes from my house. They aren’t stopping anybody from doing meth around here. Like no one.
Poor cow. It thought things couldn’t get worse but then four weeks later Joe King fucked it in his parent’s den.
Oh my god that cow is letting the dog do that to protect her suckling babies and the dog knows it! Nature you are a cruel mother indeed!