
In a move that probably would have helped MGM avoid nearly losing the entire franchise, James Bond – both the character and the man who plays him – will be used to shill for Heineken a little heavier than usual as the release of Skyfall approaches. The latest Bond film, which almost didn’t happen because MGM was broke as a joke, will hit theaters on Nov. 9, but Daniel Craig will be appearing in Heineken commercials long before then.
The Bond campaign will coincide with the fall release of “Skyfall,” the latest installment in the long-running movie franchise. Bond, played by Daniel Craig, will star in a Heineken ad. The spot, which will run globally, is by brand agency-of-record Wieden & Kennedy, Amsterdam, and directed by Fredrik Bond. In the movie, Bond will swap his trademark martini for a sip of the brew — at least in one scene. The integration, which will include Bond images on packaging, marks the largest activation in the brand’s 15-year partnership with the 007 franchise, according to the brewer. (Via Advertising Age)
It is somewhat amusing that MGM is counting on this kind of “major integration” to produce some extra coin while Austin Powers, the film franchise that of course mocks the Bond films, already incorporated Heineken as part of the jokes years ago.
Or maybe this just means Mike Myers is psychic. But that can’t be, because he would have known The Love Guru was a flaming pillow case filled with diapers.
Meanwhile, in the unsubstantiated rumor department, because MGM needs to hit a grand slam with Skyfall – hence the hiring of Sam Mendes as director and casting of Javier Bardem and Ralph Fiennes as villains – the timing of news that Adele plans to release a single later this year makes for a delicious coincidence.
The 23-year-old Grammy winner’s name has been linked to “Skyfall,” hitting theaters on Nov. 9, for a number of months now. And having that huge gap between a new single and the rest of the new album has fueled the rumors.
If she landed the 007 gig, Adele would join a pantheon of pop legends to have recorded songs for the spy franchise — including Paul McCartney (“Live and Let Die”), Duran Duran (“A View to a Kill”), Carly Simon (“Nobody Does It Better” from “The Spy Who Loved Me”) and Madonna (“Die Another Day”). (Via NY Daily News)
Not only should this happen – and it probably will – but MGM should cast Adele as a Bond girl, too. Her name could be Holly Hastogivegoodhead.



The chubs are required by law to give great head. Its the law.
It’s because they’re so hungry.
Somebody will bitch about this, but it’s not like he’ll be drinking pomegranate martinis.
Well, if he’s on the beach or in some sort of dive bar, why not a beer? Bondophiles are more lenient than Twitards anyway.
Yeah I see the ad along the lines of: “When I can’t get a Martini, I always drink Heineken”
They don’t all have to give good head, bro. Some of them will take it in the butt.
“I’ll take a Heineken. …No, not shaken, what are you, retarded?”
HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON.
My thoughts exactly. How do they not digitally insert Frank as the villain for this movie?
Martini? What, am I Scotsman? Pass the Heineken before I rip your throat out.
Skyfall starts with an action sequence, followed by the opening credits with Adele’s song about how James Bond slept with her like three years ago, never called her again, and CHRIST SHE’S STILL NOT OVER IT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
“Spies Put Tears in My Eyes”
What – Taylor Swift covering Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You”? iTunes would explode.
I had to hold back from predicting the lyrics to her song. But my guess for song title is “The Spy Who Couldn’t Stand My Terrible Cockney Voice.”
Can’t we just get Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosnan together for a remake of “Spies Like Us?”
“Doctor.”
“Doctor.”
“Doctor.”
“Poncy Brit Fuck!”
Man Belvedere vodka really missed out on this one. James Bond could have asked the villain for a woman, “shaken, but not screaming” while drinking his new signature brand.
Heineken: Because sometimes you just can’t be all the way drunk on the job.
Heineken should have partnered with “Hunger Games” since it tastes like Kat-piss
You know Colt 45 hasn’t had a sponsor since Billy Dee Williams. I know I would love to see James Bond chug a 40oz with some fine ass bitch before he sexes her up. Followed by some gunplay and parkour. You just made 200 million dollars.
Heineken’s James Bond had beefcake, but Grolsch’s Val Kilmer on a BMX had Val Kilmer on a BMX.
‘ Oii, pass moi tah fockin’ Heineken, ya cunt ‘
I wish MGM was so broke that they had to put Daniel Craig in Century III Kia commercials with Gary Busey.
Announcer – “Hey Bond, why don’t you trade in your Aston Martin for a new Kia Sedona?”
Gary Busey – “Because vacuum cleaners are too noisy, butthorn!”
*Bond’s facial expression looks like Mike Myers from the Hurricane Katrina telethon*