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This week we are treated to a new edition of Hott Goss with Ashley Burns™(now with an intro song!), comedian Alison Stevenson visits us in Frotquarters, we listen to Mel Gibson’s latest rant, discover an isolated vocal track from Smashmouth (a MUST-LISTEN – 20 minutes in), reveal our favorite guilty pleasure movies (movies we love that everyone hates – What’s yours? SURPRISE! Mine’s Freddy Got Fingered!), get two visits from Fake Bret, and have a grand time.
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[More detailed episode notes after the jump, courtesy of Adam]
- 00:00:57 – Things kick off with the return of Fake Bret, and a rage filled message to Bret.
- 00:06:21 – Burnsy is back with another edition of Hot Goss with a new intro song (thanks to listener Matt) and sponsor. This week features an “In Memoriam” for all the celebrity deaths you might have missed recently. Vince plays an isolated vocal track from Smashmouth ala the David Lee Roth clip. We’re also introduced to some new terms such a “Zoonami” and “Puddle of Musk.” Bret tells his Kid Rock story again.
- 00:32:44 – The guys get to know a little about guest, Alison Stevenson. The conversations diverges to Vince’s step-brother, Benjamin Button, the Bob Dylan film I’m Not There, and the LaserTag/Warcraft bachelor party Vince attended.
- 00:52:26 – The special topic for this week is Movies You Love But Everyone Hates. Another Bridesmaids rant breaks out, and Ben has issues with Judd Apatow and Michael Cera. Bret morphing into Ben becomes a concern. Vince and Bret talk their Predator vs ____ that was inspired by the putrid AVP: Alien vs Predator.
- 01:18:08 – Vince plays the recent Mel Gibson tape. The group questions if he’s just insane or racist, and ponder if he’s just been pulling a decade long Joaquin Phoenix gag on the public. The group also takes a listen to Miley Cyrus’ stuffed-up voice over. Fake Bret closes out the episode.
Make sure to check out Vince and Alison at the Milk Bar on 4/24 for the LOL for LLS show. Also check out Alison on Twitter @justaboutglad.
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DON’T SAY A WORD! THE MOVIE WAS CALLED DON’T SAY A WORD!!1
A million times yes to “Walking on Sunshine”
This is neither here nor there, but I demand a full investigative report on the current whereabouts of busey101.com for the next episode. I had a brief groin spasm of nostalgia last night, but was left unsatisfied and in emotional destitution when I realized the Buseyfacts were down.
Just in time. I was getting worried I wasn’t going to get my frot fix.
Okay, not saying that didn’t sound super gay. But whatever (slaps dick against another dick).
The conversations diverges to Vince’s step-brother, Benjamin Button
Oh yeah? Well my aunt’s second husband had a minor role in “Child’s Play 3″, name dropper!
Review of the Frotcast-
-Liked Allison, bring her back, she was funny.
-wish Brendan was on just to yell back at Mel Gibson.
-I have a sadness ring I wear on my cock.
-overall, better than average Frot, 7/10
I want Vince to rant on more topics, nothings better than impotent rage.
Since Fake Bret has reappeared for an encore experience, I stipulate that Armond White Hammond reappear upon the chronicles of the Frotcast. Only the Herculean undertaking of the summer cinema reviewing experience can slake the thirst ,that one, Armond White Hammond feels for the pontification of the pictures of celluloid.
Suck these jeans!
You should have Alison back. Funny jew broads break up the sausage fest.
Just wanna say that you’re dead wrong about Cate Blanchette (She was acting old and sick because she was playing old and sick). Side note, you’re also wrong (As is everyone else it seems) about Jennifer Lawrence. That chick sucks! Everyone bones on about her performance in Winter’s Bone, but the only scene in that movie where she was called upon to emote, they f*cking drop the sound out. You can see it in Hunger Games. Everything she does comes half a second too late – like that’s how long it takes her brain to decide what she needs to do to portray whatever it is she’s meant to be feeling.
Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Feel like I’m losing my mind whenever people talk about how great she is. Am I really the only one seeing this? I know that had nothing to do with this Frotcast but I felt it needed to be said.
Anyway, enjoyed the show as always.
Frot on.
If you like hammy overacting, I can see why you’d like Cate Blanchett and not Jennifer Lawrence. BOOM, KNIVES OUT!
In Benjamin Button, we had already accepted that Blanchett’s character was sick and old. The scene requires you to accept that Cate Blanchett is playing an elderly lady, even though we know from five minutes prior that she’s obviously not. It’s a conscious choice on our part to suspend our disbelief and accept that she’s an old lady at that point. So then she spends the entire scene trying to really drive home the “UGH I’M SO SICK AND OLD” point that we’ve already accepted with her excessive coughing and moaning, when that’s not, or at least it shouldn’t, even be the focus of that scene. It’s just such an obvious thing to put all her focus on, and it comes off hokey, like she’s just ladling on the schmaltz. I feel like a lot of her roles are like that. I’m not saying she’s not super talented, she clearly is, I just wish a director would dial her back a little bit.
Jennifer Lawrence’s presence is much more subtle. It’s like you can see the wheels turning without her doing something broad (like the aforementioned coughing and moaning). That’s why I like her.
We can still be friends though.
BEST FRIENDS *eyes start to water*
This was an especially entertaining frotisode but now I have a Smashmouth song stuck in my head. I’m not sure whether the laughs were worth such a terrifying consequence.
The horror.
That Smash Mouth interruption literally made me have to pause the frotcast because I was out of breathe laughing. I also love how it sounds like you guys hired some guy to just randomly hang out on a couch in the background to laugh at everything. When that guy laughs, I laugh more.