Collider reports today that a user on a Chris Nolan fan forum got a screenshot of the Dark Knight Rises rating on the WB exhibitors website, where it was rated PG-13 for “intense sequences of violence and action, some sensuality and language.” The rating shouldn’t come as a surprise, since every Batman movie since the first (which was rated PG) has also been rated PG-13. Although it is a little disappointing that we won’t get to see that one scene where Batman and Bane go nose to nose and Batman is all “F*ck you, bro!” and Bane is like, “F*ck me? F*ck your mother!” and then Batman is all “Suck my dick, bro!” and Bane is like, “F*ck you, f*ggot! YOU suck MY dick!” And then Bane gets pissed because Batman rips his wifebeater and their bros have to hold them back.
Or maybe Bane actually cusses up a storm but you can’t hear any of it because he’s all muffled like Kenny. Something like that. Look, I just know I make five dollars every time I type “The Dark Knight Rises.”
[Dark Knight Rises opens July 20th and has already screened for Warner execs]