
Collider reports today that a user on a Chris Nolan fan forum got a screenshot of the Dark Knight Rises rating on the WB exhibitors website, where it was rated PG-13 for “intense sequences of violence and action, some sensuality and language.” The rating shouldn’t come as a surprise, since every Batman movie since the first (which was rated PG) has also been rated PG-13. Although it is a little disappointing that we won’t get to see that one scene where Batman and Bane go nose to nose and Batman is all “F*ck you, bro!” and Bane is like, “F*ck me? F*ck your mother!” and then Batman is all “Suck my dick, bro!” and Bane is like, “F*ck you, f*ggot! YOU suck MY dick!” And then Bane gets pissed because Batman rips his wifebeater and their bros have to hold them back.
Or maybe Bane actually cusses up a storm but you can’t hear any of it because he’s all muffled like Kenny. Something like that. Look, I just know I make five dollars every time I type “The Dark Knight Rises.”

[Dark Knight Rises opens July 20th and has already screened for Warner execs]



At least have Michael Caine use a bunch of swear words Americans don’t understand. “Master Wayne, this Bane fellow seems like a proper bell-end.”
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“Nose to nose”? More like “nosepiece” to “whatever the fuck that thing is on Bane’s face.”
Then cue 3 minutes of dancing around each other as they throw punches that are out of range by about 2 feet.
Vince, by ‘original’ do you mean the one from the 1960s? Because if I snuck into that theater for nothing back in ’89, I’m gonna be pissed.
SWEAR TO ME!
“Some sensuality.” So that means at some point we DO get to see Tom Hardy’s lips?
I’d prefer Anne Hathaway’s lips… not the ones on her head… her vagina I mean.
So what IS the rule for FilmDrunk and swearing? Seeing “F*ck you, f*ggot!” and “YOU suck MY dick!” right next to each other gave me a fit of the giggles.
No pee-pee in facemask action? Laaaaaaaaame.
I’m okay with this. If Christian Bale as Batman said “f*ck” in his lispy gravel voice too much, I’m pretty sure it would stop becoming one of my favorite expletives.
That “thing,” on Bane’s face is a fart mask. -Bane has lethal farts…
Where’s my NC-17 Batman movie? I wanna see some bat-dick for crying out loud.
Damn, no Christian Bale tits.