
Nic Cage famously “went broke” (ie, had to sell some of his stuff) due to wild spending on castles, Lamborghinis, dinosaur skulls, and cobra anti-venom (note: none of those things are exaggerations), and today Yahoo has an article about him recently paying back $6 million he owed the IRS. Good for him, that. But for our purposes, the part of the story that’s even better is at the bottom, where Yahoo runs down a few of Nic Cage’s career “highlights.” I’ve covered all of these stories before, but a trip down memory lane is always welcome, and it’s fun to see them all in one place:
- [In April 2011] According to police, Cage was heavily intoxicated and violent, arguing with his wife, Alice Kim, in a tattoo parlor and on the street. Later, he punched a few cars.
- [In December 2010] While leaving a night club in Romania where he was promoting “Ghost Rider,” the actor exploded into a rage during an altercation with a companion.
Cage was taped screaming: “I thought we were brothers, man,” and “I’ll die in the name of honor.”- During a chat with David Letterman to promote his film “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” Cage told the story of how he and his cat, Louis, did psychedelic mushrooms together.
He said that after a daylong staring contest with the cat he “had no doubt that he was my brother.”
- His third marriage was to Alice Kim, who he met in 2004 when she waited on his table at a Los Angeles restaurant. The two have one child together– a son named Kal-El, which was Superman’s name as a child. [Maybe I shouldn't find this part as funny as I do, but it cracks me up every time. "Hey there, Ah'm Nic Cage, an this here's my son, Peter Parker Robocop Cage III. He's named after his Godfather, a pet iguana I bought from Lorenzo Lamas."]
- Most people don’t know that Cage is a huge fan of comic books [Really? Because he named his son Superman.]. In fact, he has a tattoo of Ghost Rider on his arm and he developed a six-issue illustrated series called “Voodoo Child” with his son Weston. Set in New Orleans post Hurricane Katrina, the story focuses on a child who puts a voodoo curse on his soul before he is murdered by secessionist soldier.
- According to Charlie Sheen, Cage once helped him smuggle cocaine onto a plane and came up with the term “goddess.” During his show in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen said: “We’re at this after-party and Nic Cage is over at the corner and he’s showing a girl his watch,” Sheen explained. “It was dark, but I knew exactly what he was doing. He has his wrist down here … So she just kind of pokes him in the chest and walks away. And his response was ‘Well there goes a goddess, an absolute f***ing goddess.’” [Yahoo]
I guess it says a lot about me that I found that last anecdote the most relatable. I mean come on, who hasn’t played the old “You know what time it is? It’s six o’COCK” gag? Okay, with me it was more like five o’cock, but who’s counting.



Shine on you crazy diamond sent through an albino panda’s digestive tract first and then auctioned to Nic Cage for millions because of its rarity.
I want to see that Cage vs. Louis the Cat staring contest SO BADLY.
RICK! HEY RIIIIIICK!
Louis vs. Nick?
If teeth were foreheads, Gary Busey would be Nic Cage.
Wait, I thought David Arquette was the actor with a pussy for a brother?
No. David Arquette has a pussy for a mouth.
“Ohllright IRS, youh’ve got youhr money. This squayres us, okahy? CALL OFF YOUR ATTACK BEES!”
It’s only 3:30 where I am :(
If Nic Cage was a rapper he’d go by Niggalus Cage.
A friend of mine came up with that the other day for some reason… I don’t know why.
From those blockquotes I gather that Nic Cage got in a heated argument with his cat Louis outside a Romanian night club? Or does he have more than one brother?
So wait, the Voodoo Child put the curse on his OWN soul? I guess that’s the kind of story you come up with when you start writing with your title and work backwards.
“So what do you want to name the new kitty, Kal-El?”
“I don’t know Dad, how ’bout Elmo, or Spongebob, or Optimus?”
“Now son, you can’t give a cat people names! Don’t you want a little brother? We’ll give him a pet name, like Louis.”
Nick and Louis later became estranged when, after Cage was hospitalized for for extreme exhaustion and dehydration after a marathon hunting session, Louis had to crush his lifelong dream by finally revealing that he never would, in fact, catch the red dot.
I think besides the Nic Cage “Action #1″ movie, I would like to see “Louis” made about Cage’s cat.
read “A Brief History of Nick Cage’s Raw Awesome”
hey, that could be a Micheal Bay movie!
How were you able to do this as a brief history? ‘Nic Cage Crazy’ should be as long as Gibbon’s “Decline and Fall” – at least.
Yeah, I thought since it was just six items, the instances of crazy would be confined to just last week.
My son Fing Fang Foom and I think everyone overreacts to Nic Cage’s behavior. I smoke PCP with my dog, Douglas and we understand each other very deeply. Well we did until I crushed his skull with a rock and ate what came out.
i liked NICHOLAS CAGE.IS my favour actor
When someone is telling stories about how crazy you are, and that person who’s telling the story is Charlie Sheen, you know you’re beyond help.
The cat story is classic.