
If there’s one thing I love, it’s rap music. If there are two things I love, they’re rap music and action-y action movies. And if there are three things I love, they’re rap music, action-y action movies, and crappy things that are haphazardly thrown together. (This is why my favorite movie is “any movie starring DMX.”) So it should come as no surprise that this trailer for Shawn Carter has me all giggles and bubble gum over here.
Basically, some hero took the trailer for John Carter, put a picture of Jay-Z (real name, Shawn Carter) over Taylor Kitsch’s face during the whole thing, and replaced his dialogue with lines from Jay-Z’s songs. It not particularly “good” or “seamless” by any means. It looks kind of like one of those little kid art projects where you make a doll by gluing someone’s picture onto the top of a popsicle stick, but that’s part of its charm. If it was any slicker, I probably wouldn’t like it. The only downside is that it’s so simple and perfect that now I’m furious I didn’t come up with it first.
via Vulture



Dont be sad Vince no one has done a Fawn Carter yet (GRRRR BAMBI MASH UP!)
MOAR LIKE JOHN FARTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Truth be told, The Mighty Feklahr feels this knocks the forshak outta “Robert Matthew Van Winkle Of Romulus”:
All right, LIE! Sedition and treason!
I always end up the bottom in prison!
Lies, lies, treason…
Vanilla lies, lies treason…
*Cincinnati Bowtie spins, pumps Reeboks* Wa’qa wa’qa wa’qa!
This almost seems a bit too in your wheelhouse not to be done by you, DG. Perhaps you’re living a sweet double-life while you sleep – making all kinds of hastily-assembled-yet-straight-from-the-heart YouTube videos? What next, a collection of Saved By the Bell cast members delivering lines edited to look as though they’re singing “Shimmy Shimmy Ya”?
Please tell me that’s next
Wu-Tang Killa Bees, they on the swarm.
In the cafeteria, it’s Mac’n'Cheese day.
It’s like a simple drawing that ends up in the Museum of Modern Art. Some will mock it. Most won’t understand. But to a few, it’s a masterpiece. Keep boiling that aqua Shawn Carter of Mars.
After seeing this crappy, 2-minute YouTube video, Ice Cube has already agreed to star in the new sci-fi/family comedy movie, Can We Get Off This Spaceship Yet?
I want to watch this over and over again. And then one more time.
This needs more Pluto Nash. ::cocks pistol, puts in mouth:::
this shit cray. fish filet.
Do you like fish sticks?
they are all a gay fish
Even more than that John Carter is the name of this movie I know that THE IMMORTALS IS COMING OUT OMG MY EYES ARE BLEEDING AND I KIND OF WANTED TO SEE THAT MOVIE BUT NOW I’M AFRAID MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE AIIIIIIEEE