Ridley Scott and Damon Lindelof released the full-length trailer for Prometheus at Wondercon, and from the looks of it, it was BYOB. Bring Your Own (*BRAAAAAAAAHM*)
In the distant future, two superpowers control Earth and fight each other for all the solar system’s natural resources. When one side dispatches a team to a distant planet to terraform it for human colonization, the team discovers an indigenous race of bio-mechanoid killers.
Ridley Scott, director of ‘Alien’ and ‘Blade Runner,’ returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a groundbreaking mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a thrilling journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.
Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, Charlize Theron, and Logan Marshall-Green, Prometheus is due in theaters June 8th. [AMC Theaters via TheDailyWhat]
Have you noticed that literally EVERY movie about the future has one of those giant holographic computer screens with icons that you move around with your hands? I’m convinced that that product actually exists, and this is just the longest viral marketing campaign in history.
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this looks amazing..too bad ill be on deployment in between the PI and vietnam when this comes out
omg me too!
I’ve been to the PI on deployment. My guess is you’ll see scary things and good coochie shots there too.
I mean afghanistan. lol
i like the promise of good coochie shots.
Did anyone else think of Assbenders dick when he said ‘small beginnings’?
this trailer could’ve used some more dubstep
And by ‘thrilling journey’ do they mean the one in which they’re fast asleep in cryostasis?
I didn’t know Lisbeth Salander (foreign edition) was in this. It actually looks pretty interesante.
Bo. Ner.
Seconded. The Klingon Empire is officially getting a little ghey for this.
Ridley Scott: “Let’s put every person BK has ever wanted to sex in one film about aliens!”
BK: “I forgive you for Robin Hood.”
Ridley Scott: “Booyah.”
Tiny cotton panties rule!
The meeting of two mutually exclusive beings. Lindelof and a lack of payoff, and the Fassdong and an excess of…you get point.
Also, can we subtitle that first pic with “Boom Boom Pow”?
My body is ready.
I’d say more of a BWWIIIAAAAAAAMM!!
“Big things have small beginnings.”
I love it when Fassbender is being humble about his penis.
“Have you noticed that literally EVERY movie about the future has one of those giant holographic computer screens with icons that you move around with your hands?” I can’t recall seeing one in the trailer for Space Geography.
Appetite is whetted. Wish there were some Space Marines thrown in too.
Pretty sure that’s the Kinect 2.0.
Seeing Charlize Theron in that skin tight space suit makes me really want a Metroid movie even though it would undoubtedly suck.
There’s no possible way Hollywood could get that one right.
OH. MY. GOD. YES. PLEASE.
I have nothing bad to say about this.
STOP SUCKING UP TO LINDELOF, PATTY.
Scott hired too many ferners. Of course, he is a ferner. Still, this looks legit.
I AM NOT SUCKING UP TO LINDELOF.
(Psst, hey, Lindelof! Thanks for Lost, buddy.)
Prometheus versus Alien Trailer Mix Side-by-side:[youtu.be]
“Big things have small beginnings. Except for the Fass-Wang. Its huge ALL THE TIME.”
I, for one, welcome our robot Michael Fassbender penis overlords.
Ridley Scott says that if you show less of the Fasspenis, it becomes all the more frightening.
Yo! If you’re gonna put Stringer in a movie, you should put everybody from The Wire in, B. Them muhfuckin’ aliens ain’t ready for Chris ‘n Snoop.
Can we all, as a race of beings, PLEASE agree that when we land on a scary foreign dark planet and detect a hidden life form that we just get the fuck off the planet and use our science to detect shit from AFAR? Or at least use robots? Fuck. I am sick of humans.
I like the idea that first contact always means we’re boned. They never find a bunch of aliens hanging out playing poker and drinking beers, they’re always looking to fuck your face off your face.