
Proving yet again that they know the quickest way to the internet generation’s heart, Will Ferrell and Nick “Ron Swanson” Offerman showed up on the fourth hour of the Today Show today in robes drinking bloody marys to promote Casa De Mi Padre, which opens this weekend. I don’t have much to add to the internet gold that this already is, other than to say that OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT NOISE? KATHY LEE CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN AND IT’S TERRIFYING! Check out the proof below.
I’ve isolated Kathy Lee’s chicken cluck from the 1:39 mark of the video and I promise I have not doctored this sound clip in any way:
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WHAT THE HELL! I’ve listened to this at least 20 times now, and I’m still fascinated. How does a human being make that sound? I know everyone thinks those two tipsy dingbats are cute and all, but I think it’s time to get the scientists involved. Something unnatural has happened here.



As much as I love Will Ferrell and Ron Swanson, and as weird and creepy as Kathy Lee is, I’m distracted by that Bouchon Bakery in the background.
So. Freaking. Good.
Lady got some poultry in the upholstery.
It may out me as terribly immature and arrogant, but I’ll never cease to be amused by Americans trying to pronounce Das Boot. It’s the little things in life that bring me joy, like my penis.
I believe this furthers the discovery of “Chicken Head Hos” by Drs. Juicy J and DJ Paul.
I don’t know what that old hen was clucking but my cock was not impressed.