Here’s a video about a chick who’s really, really dumb. Sidenote: she uses the word “guesstimating” multiple times. Please tell me this is a joke. I hope this is fake. This is a fake, right? I don’t understand why someone would fake being this dumb, but it has to be, no one is this dumb. |TheDailyWhat|
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You ever think maybe she’s Canadian?
There was another video where the husband says “If I’m driving 80 MPH, how many Kilometers per hour is that approximately. Hint: You can use anything in the car to help you answer…” and her head explodes. Graphic, but an interesting watch if you can still find it
Just to let you know, this video is what EVERY SINGLE CANADIAN thinks American women are like.
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If that girl isn’t high as a kite then that man is some kind of miracle worker for having not strangled her by this point.
Seriously though, this has to be made up.
I’ve contemplated strangling my wife when she’s in the navigator seat on more than one occasion. I didn’t know it could be so much worse.
+1
You see, ‘Murica, this is why we can’t have nice things. The technology exists for flying cars & entire meals in pill form, but between broads like this and the fact that we need warning labels on our cups of coffee telling us not to dump them in our crotches, I’ll be long dead & haunting sunken pirate ships by the time anyone gets to use ‘em
That video would make an awesome find in a fiery car wreck.
Oh my God Becky is my co-pilot.
Oh, honey, no. That is the sort of thing you keep to yourself.
I understand being dumb, it’s the part where she continues to argue her side that blows my mind. At least know your limitations. Seriously though: fake, right? I hope.
I hope that’s fake because I left it on in another tab and the audio alone completely inhibited my ability to read, type, and maintain control of my bladder.
“hey, guys. check this out, it’s totes hilarity. i filmed this dumbass chick doin’ self-evident math stuff, and she, like, couldn’t do it. what an idiot.” “Oh yeah? who was it?” “the woman i chose to spend the rest of my life with.” who is the real idiot here, my friends
I’m coming down on the not-fake side. I can’t believe she’d be that good of an actress.
The only argument in favor of “fake” to me is that most pretty girls at least have a low tolerance for being mocked. Their radar goes off pretty quickly when they know someone is f’n with them. And the guy would have to be looking for a divorce in order to make this public.
Seriously, what the hell did she think MPH stood for? An advanced version of an MP3 player?
She could stoned?
*be…apparently I know a thing or two about this.
wow, ok, lets just call this a draw because shes just not going to get it
“If I’m driving 80 miles per hour while videotaping myself trying to teach a dumb girl math, how long does it take to get in a fatal car accident?”