When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name yesterday, I had no idea that we’d have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon. But this guy is a first-ballot entry for sure. I DEFY you to watch all of this and not sing along. This guy’s rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody craps all over Wayne’s World’s. Wayne and Garth only started singing along after the operatic buildup. This guy sings the entire song, start to finish, including the instrumental parts (sure, he gets a lyric wrong here and there, but I think he respected the spirit of the material). If Freddie Mercury was still alive, this would’ve cured his AIDs. It’s almost as good as when Burnsy and I duet on Nelson’s “I Can’t Live Without Your (Love and Affection)”, which is some true brohemian rhapsody.
I don’t know what the rules are like in Canada, but if you can earn royalties on police videos (and if the world was just you could) this guy’s going to double his yearly salary in a day.
It goes without saying that this guy craps all over Wayne’s World. But how does he rate against the Jurassic Park theme on a melodica?
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That Jurassic Park video makes me fucking lose it every god damned time. And I assure you I have watched it more times than it should be funny at this point.
Same here.
holy shit it’s amazing, I can’t believe the cops didn’t join in or just bust out laughing
Sure, it’s funny now.
But when that guy is prosecuted on his admission that “Mama, I just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he’s dead,” it’s not going to be funny anymore, is it?
Actually, that’d still be pretty funny. Especially if he got the electric chair and did a “Flash Gordon” medley.
+1
Who knew “Cops” would become my favorite reality singing competition?
Holy shit! Struck pure gold with this one.
I quit watching internet videos after the Jurassic Park melodica theme, because really, how could it get any better?
Dammit if the Internet didn’t just give us something great once again. Internet, you’re all right.
Is that Paul Rudd? I swear that’s Paul Rudd.
That was Kaufman-esque. The level of commitment, all to deliver the RCMP line at the end. Brilliant. That one clip was funnier than anything on CBS in the past 10 years. “Physical Violence is the least of my priorities.”
The physical violence line at the end brought it all home. The guy goes from shitfaced to well spoken and composed in 2 seconds.
This Video > That dumb ass Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas Commercial
Physical Violence is the least of my priorities.
Bah! The Mighty Feklahr KNEW we couldn’t trust this hipster!
“Bohemian Rhapsody” is the greatest get-drunk-and-sing/shout-at-the-top-of-your-lungs song ever. This is a thing of beauty.
I had my doubts but that was truly fantastic.