When I posted that story about the guy in the sombrero and boxing glove jumping on a cop car screaming his own name yesterday, I had no idea that we’d have another entrant into the epic drunk hall of fame so soon. But this guy is a first-ballot entry for sure. I DEFY you to watch all of this and not sing along. This guy’s rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody craps all over Wayne’s World’s. Wayne and Garth only started singing along after the operatic buildup. This guy sings the entire song, start to finish, including the instrumental parts (sure, he gets a lyric wrong here and there, but I think he respected the spirit of the material). If Freddie Mercury was still alive, this would’ve cured his AIDs. It’s almost as good as when Burnsy and I duet on Nelson’s “I Can’t Live Without Your (Love and Affection)”, which is some true brohemian rhapsody.
I don’t know what the rules are like in Canada, but if you can earn royalties on police videos (and if the world was just you could) this guy’s going to double his yearly salary in a day.
It goes without saying that this guy craps all over Wayne’s World. But how does he rate against the Jurassic Park theme on a melodica?