
Rule No. 1 in the Uproxx Guide to Writing About Stuff is “Write about Alsion Brie at any opportunity”, but since the star of Community and my X-rated fan fiction hasn’t been in very many films, we don’t get to talk about her that much. Well, hit the showers, Warming Glow, because Brie is joining the cast of Get a Job, a movie about college grads who – reality spoiler – have a hard time finding work.
Making this even better is the fact that Breaking Bad star Bryan “Tim Whatley” Cranston will play the father of the film’s star, Miles Teller, and reigning FilmDrunk Man of the Year Christopher Mintz-Plasse will play one of his best friends. There are some other pretty awesome people in this film, too.
Penned by Kyle Pennekamp and Scott Turpel, the film will follow four recent college graduates who discover that their lofty expectations and the realities of adulthood are two very different things. Teller will play Will Davis, who finds his true calling after struggling through an entry level job. Kendrick plays Jillian Stewart, Will’s type-A girlfriend, who lives her life according to the strictest of plans. Cranston plays Roger Davis, Will’s father who is hunting for a job at the same time as his son. Braun, Mintz-Plasse and Jackson will play Will’s three friends, (Charlie, Ethan and Luke, respectively), each of whom find careers with some interesting results. Brie will play Tanya, one of the group’s sharp-witted co-workers. Pharoah will play Skeezy D, who starts his own recession-proof business. (Via Indiewire)
Some people might look at a film like this with a “Too soon” mentality, but I think it’s important that young Americans get a spoonful of reality about life after college. Also, Brie could play Joseph Kony in blackface in a comedy called Waffle Kony and I’d still be excited. I wouldn’t be excited that she’d never work again, but one movie at a time, people.
Oh, and… relevant.









if she did Waffle Kony the next logical step after that would be a Playboy pictorial to try and regain fame.
so really it’s win/win
I’m not saying I just bated so hard I inadvertently yanked my dong off, I’m just curious as to whether anybody knows a discreet microsurgeon in Southern California.
//if you had included Santa Baby I would already have bled out.
Start bleeding.
This article was a hard read.
To quote the great Liz Lemon, “Dammit, hot bitches!”
Brian “Tim Whatley” Cranston?
Burnsy, you magnificent sonofabitch.
Also, I think he should sell hot dogs from a cart like in that Jimmy Kimmel skit. And Allison Brie should eat the hot dogs. All in one bite. with no buns or toppings. I’d watch that movie.
Did it really matter what the “news” was, clearly this should have just been called “Alison Brie Gifs To Pretend You Won’t Bate to Later.”
That was the alternate title.
Oh Alison *sighs than ejaculates*.
“My aim is true!”
/ and thus ends the Alison Brie-bukkake musical set to Elvis Costello music.
HOW ARE YOU NOT MAYOR YET???
I don’t know what she’s making in that pottery class, but Vince has about 20 of them. He must be a dedicated Community fan!
SKEET SKEET SKEET……..SKEET.
the last gif make my pants so happy they cry… of happyness
WOWWWWWWWWWW so many good gifs here… LOL I’m exited to see this movie. Although I’m not a huge fan of Mclovin, I think of him as this guy [bitly.com] hahaha
skeet skeet skeet water gun