I’m posting this here because I assume only Frotcast listeners will enjoy it, but I enjoyed it quite a bit. It’s a little montage Jeremy H created, featuring Willem Dafoe’s characters reimagined as Brendan’s bizarrely-specific impression of Willem Dafoe.
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FROTCAST 85: Matt Ufford stops by to talk dog shows, Ferris Bueller, and donkey jizz.

This week Matt Ufford returns to the Frotcast to talk about his new assignments, Moneyball, TV, read from Brendan’s bible, aka The History of Farts, recount mushroom adventures, and introduce a new segment called “What’s up with the Internet?”
- 00:05:30 – The guys discuss the conflict of stopping a thief, either it be a shoplifter or one who has snatched personal property. Clip: A German man tries to comprehend the term “party pooper.”
- 00:16:25 – Matt Ufford, formerly of Warming Glow and now the talent for SBNation, talks about some upcoming assignments such as the Westminster Dog Show and the US Curling Championships. Vince introduces “What’s up with the Internet?” with clips involving TMZ photographers, donkey semen, and cheesy potatoes. Blogger hygiene and sharting are brought up, as well as Vince’s Sam Rockwell sighting.
- 00:51:50 – Time for some TV talk with Matt where Justified and Sons of Anarchy get discussed. Vince has a hang-up with the mockumentary format of some current comedy shows, and rants about The Big Bang Theory.
- 01:06:00 – Vince and Matt disagree about Moneyball. Aaron Sorkin’s heavy handedness comes up comparing both Moneyball and Social Network, which leads to a discussion about MySpace. The guys talk about the Ferris Bueller Super Bowl commercial, and how nostalgia, commercialism, and the internet are ruining everything.
- 01:32:12 – Brendan reads a limerick from The History of Farts, and the guys play another koi call from a listener.
Check out Vince this Friday in Davis at the Comedy House, and be on the lookout in March for SBNation’s Youtube channel launch with Matt Ufford. [On that note, check out our new "Events" page - FilmDrunk.com/Events]
DRUNK ON! – Adam



Bredndan’s DeFoe is a master work.
I like the idea and I’ve laughed at the images, but Brendan’s Dafoe sounds more like Harvey Fierstein with a stuffy nose. I’ve never listened though and this is my first impression so I’ll go back to tugging my dick in bed all day.
Ah yes, the comment killer that is, the weekly Frotcast post.
that youtube video is fucking hilarious :D
I like to pretend I’m in on the Frotcast. I just talk right over Brett like I’m in the conversation. Then when I hear your giggle I say, “why yes, that was clever, wasn’t it Vince?”
I was driving through Iowa for work when I listened to that particular Frotcast. Never has Dubuque witnessed so much laughter.
I love how irrationally hate-filled Vince gets about April Ludgate.
Ludgate is not more beautiful/hot than comparable women her age and BMI. She’s gangly, snarky and oh so precious. The actress is maybe more feminine and non-obnoxious in real life, but the character and her sycophantic fanboys/-girls are quite lame.
April is such a minor part of Parks and Rec. I’m disappointed Matt’s pro-P&R argument wasn’t just “RON SWANSON RON SWANSON RON SWANSON”
To be fair, I hate both Kenneth and Judah Friedlander on 30 Rock, so Parks and Rec has the advantage of only have one character I can’t stand.
There ya go again with that “to be fair” nonsense!!! Don’t make me Martin Ssempa this bitch again!
Could someone please fill Judah Friedlander’s fuckin’ hat with scorpions or something equally unpleasant? He’s the world champion of “Hairy No-Talent God-Damn Douche Waffle.”
Aziz Ansari is awful too. 30 Rock = Parks and Rec. QED
Tom Haverford is awful?!?! Have you ever watched P&R or is that assessment based on his stand-up and/or skin color?
His “I wanna be a profligate rapper” shtick is weak and old. If that’s what you find funny, have at it. I don’t like it. So I must be a racist.
Vince I just got to the point where you talk shit about parks n rec and aubrey plaza and WE HAVE TO FIGHT NOW
Ironically Boondock Saints was left out…..guess it would of been to blatant to have him actually dressed as a prostitute lol
The “THERE WAS A DICKSUCK” scene was in there.
Oh right, I forgot about this, but while listening I felt bad for Brett when no one knew what the fuck he was talking about with the whole “Lovelace, the one who built a computer” business, so here: [en.wikipedia.org]
He’s not completely crazy.
I love you, Vince, for your hatred of Aubrey Plaza’s character on Parks and Rec that everyone is constantly cumming all over. Everyone thinks she’s funny when she’s a bitch and I just don’t see it, so I’m glad I’m not the last sane man on Earth.
Just listened to the FrotCast…just wanted to tell Matt that the “taking shots/programming contest” scene in “The Social Network” was described in the book the screenplay was based on: “The Accidental Billionaires.” So, it still might not have actually happened (the book is only Eduardo’s account of the story) but it definitely wasn’t invented by Aaron Sorkin.