This reminds me of that one Jack Links commercial where the shirtless dudes put the sasquatch’s hand in the warm water and then rape the shit out of that girl.
Unknown to most, “1313: Bigfoot Island” is actually a sequel. In the original, titled “1212: Twinkie Island,” the forest spirit is totally hairless, and forcibly dry-shaves all the cute little bros before he slaughters them, hence the sweet hair-suit he’s sporting in the new one.
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13 posters and only one is all guys. Are these movies for gay dudes or for chicks who objectify gay dudes? Oh hell, I don’t care, bring on the matching underwear zombies!
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Number 8 would be better as “Haunted Fart”, which is what I read it as the 1st time
Kip Canyon is welcome to star in my canal any time he wants.
Cougar Cult wins as least subtle attempt to explain twinks’ fear of scary panty caves.
I can’t wait to hear what Dave Mustaine thinks – or should that be TWINKS, AMIRIGHT!? – of these films.
I’m going out on a limb here but I’m assuming the “unedited, uncensored director’s cut” involves more
shirtless guys. I meant to type shirtless guys.
I think the Beastley Boyz are making a sacrifice to the God of Black Tank Tops
This reminds me of that one Jack Links commercial where the shirtless dudes put the sasquatch’s hand in the warm water and then rape the shit out of that girl.
Does Danger Guerrero know that there’s a Ghanan remake of Franklin and Bash? Because I would watch the F out of an african bro-law show!
Bartok and Saddler. Thursdays at 8 on the CW.
“More ripped young boys than you can shake a dick at!” – Peter Holstein Hammond.
Was Bigcock Peninsula a bit too on the nose?
Unknown to most, “1313: Bigfoot Island” is actually a sequel. In the original, titled “1212: Twinkie Island,” the forest spirit is totally hairless, and forcibly dry-shaves all the cute little bros before he slaughters them, hence the sweet hair-suit he’s sporting in the new one.
GENIUS!
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That clip reminds me of debate trips in high school but that was more like 6 friends sharing a dork secret.
Better tagline would be “Bigfoot…UP YOUR ASS!” but that goes without saying.
Beastly Boyz – “Three MC’s, One DJ…and a fluffer.”
They be gettin’ down with no delay.
They make each other those sailor knot friendship bracelets and pearl necklaces.
They defeat (defeet?) Bigfoot with Nair.
“Avenge me wood spirit. Send a remarkably well groomed ape to swipe in their general direction and occasionally push them over.”
The mean lady from each poster is called “Sans Goober.”
#9 From the director of Edgar Allan Poe’s House of Usher
Not be confused with Tyler Perry’s House of Payne
Between this and the UFC post I am getting my daily glitter allotment from one website. THANKS MANCINI!
It’s like Harry and the Hendersons, but sexy.
” . . . but sexier.” — Fixed.
This is for any 16 year old dude who hasn’t yet answered the very serious question, “top or bottom?”
Bigfoot? More like Bigtenandahalfinches, tops.
You need to interview anyone connected with this, the story goes deeper. Move the cat that’s sleeping on your Press Fedora and get. this. story.
Theoretical astronomy is a thing
Finally, the Beastly Boyz poster took the damn hag off the cover!
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13 posters and only one is all guys. Are these movies for gay dudes or for chicks who objectify gay dudes? Oh hell, I don’t care, bring on the matching underwear zombies!
You’ll be scared shirtless!
Theoretical asstronomy? Depends on your thing.