"C'mon, Edward, just touch it. Seriously, quit messing around."
In a shock to no one, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 has been selling like hotcakes (also my nickname for RPattz) since being released on DVD this Saturday. To the tune of three million plus copies. That sound you heard is Stephanie Meyer’s yacht pulling up to the dock to pick up her second yacht, which she is going to tow around behind the first yacht in case it gets dirty. Then she’ll just sink that one and switch. She really hates dust. 
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 DVD is, unsurprisingly, flying off the shelves. After the film was released to disc at midnight Saturday morning, it reportedly sold 3.2 million discs over the course of two days.
But, that’s not all: The flick also snagged 50,000 downloads and 80,000 video-on-demand transactions during the two-day period when the sales were tracked, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The numbers make “Breaking Dawn” the top-selling release so far this year. It bows at #1 on the Nielsen VideoScan First Alert overall disc sales chart, followed by “Lady and the Tramp” and “A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas.” [MTV]
Whoawhoawhoa. Hold on one minute. You’re telling me that the next two top-selling DVDs of 2012 are the Harold and Kumar Christmas movie and a re-release of an animated movie from 1955? Holy Lord. [Editor's Note: I saw Harold and Kumar. It wasn't that bad.] I take back everything I’ve ever said about the film industry’s sky-is-falling claims being full of crap*. The industry is in SHAMBLES. Someone go pull SOPA out of the shredder, paste it together like a piece of evidence, and put that sucker to a vote**. Just bring this blockquote with you to the hearing***. It’ll pass unanimously****.
*No I don’t.
**Don’t do this.
***This either.
****No it won’t.
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These girls are so stupid they didn’t realize movies are free on the internet.
These girls are so stupid they didn’t realize they should be watching/in porn. It’s also free on the internet. Wait… what am I doing here?
Had this discussion when someone mentioned Fireproof being one of the top selling DVDs….
Simple question….who still BUYS DVDs? Answer….idiots (Twilight fans), people petrified of change (Christians…I bet Fireproof would be the top selling VHS release too) and people who need to pacify their children repeatedly with the same movie over and over again at a moment’s notice (Disney productions).
I fully intend to buy the first season of Game of Thrones when it comes out on Blu-Ray. Is your comment directed toward DVD buyers (and not Blu-Ray)? Or just people who still purchase movies in any physical format? There are plenty of movies and TV shows that I want to see multiple times that aren’t available to stream on Netflix. I don’t have any problem paying for this stuff.
TV series are different….
But I honestly don’t know people who collect movies on DVD anymore. Aside from 3D Blu-Rays, I haven’t actually acquired a movie on DVD in a couple years.
“selling like hotcakes”
Truer than you know. To entice Twilight’s fan base, each DVD includes a free hotcake and carafe of syrup.
I don’t know how they’ll chug syrup with those thin little bird lips.
Dear DVD buyers,
Here’s your dvd buying prompt….
And while BURIED might not end up being your first choice (or even second or third), please consider it for fourth or fifth
The Mighty Feklahr is certain there has to be some bizarre overlap if you made a Venn diagram of Twihards and McCarthy Era (Jenny) Anti-vaxers. Oddly enough, the overlap is shaped like a Juggalo hatchetman.