This kid rules so hard. He and the I Love Turtles Kid should start a restaurant/petting zoo called French Fries and Turtles. (thanks for the tip, Brandon)

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Darren Rovell Is A Gentleman And The Best Of The Playboy Super Bowl Party |With Leather|

5 Reasons the Mass Effect Errors List Is a Nerd Embarrassment |Gamma Squad|

18 Jaw Dropping Photos Of Europe’s Deadly Winter |Buzzfeed|

We talk TV, donkey semen, and the death of nostalgia on this week’s Frotcast. |Frotcast|

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How to recreate a supplement ad-style before and after picture in just five hours. |TheDailyWhat|

Adult Swim World Premiere: Neon Indian music video “Fallout” |Adult Swim|

Physics lesson: Why cats can survive falls from heights. |MentalFloss|

24 Celebrities in bizarre commercials. |HolyTaco|

10 awesome acting performances by former football players. |ScreenJunkies|

Rob Gronkowski and Matt Light Partied After Last Night’s Super Bowl Loss |Brobible|

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