The Dark Knight Rises stole our food truck idea!

I don’t like to toot our own horn, but Me, Burnsy, and the rest of the FilmDrunkards, we basically invented the idea of the movie-themed food truck. At the very least, we BASF’d that shit, where maybe we didn’t invent the product (MAYBE), but we sure as hell made it better (and better). And as sure as Wu Tang Flan ain’t nothing to f*ck with, those sons of bitches at Warner Bros. stole our idea! You’ve just made a powerful enemy, Batman!

Why, I’m so mad, I’ll just let

Part of a New York Toy Fair promotion, Warner Bros.’ The Dark Knight Rises food truck has been spotted in the Big Apple, bearing a brand-new image of the Caped Crusader and his new flying vehicle, “The Bat.” Though we’ve seen it before in set photos and in toy form, this represents the first officially released image of the craft so far.

Ooh, ‘The Bat.’ I hope no one pulled a muscle coming up with that name. You may remember The Bat from a set video from a while back (OBVIOUSLY DO NOT CLICK THAT IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE SPOILERS). So yeah. Batman, toys, grown adults, it’s all very exciting. And as for that son of a bitch food truck…

The trucks are serving up free breakfast and lunch to Toy Fair attendees, and are also said to offer free premiums to all visitors through today.

I have no idea what “free premiums” means in that context, so I guess just use your imagination. Also, free food?! That goes against everything we stand for. I guess that explains why they didn’t even bother giving it an awesome food truck name, like “The Dark Knish Rises” or something. When you think about it, awesome puns are what people pay for.
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