The folks at Red Letter Media are doing the Lord’s work yet again, having compiled every face punch from Road House into one video (bonus trivia that matters only to me: Road House was partly filmed in Reedley, California, the town where I went to high school). And what better way to celebrate the birthday of George Washington, the face-punchingest of US Presidents? (Okay, it was probably Andrew Jackson, but still). In any case, it’s glorious. Girls punch girls, guys punch girls, girls punch guys, fat guys punch skinny guys, skinny guys punch fat guys, and guys who died of pancreatic cancer punch other guys who died of pancreatic cancer (*pours two out for Patrick Swayze and Ben Gazzara*). Seriously though, f*ck you, pancreatic cancer. Anyway, you can watch the supercut below. There was a lot of face punching going on in that movie, and no wonder, it’s contagious. Watching this makes me wish my grandma wasn’t dead so I could punch her right in the mouth. She’d probably just wipe the blood from her mouth on the back of her hand, laugh, and buy us a round of whiskey shots while we talked about pussy. I miss you, grandma.
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And what better way to celebrate the birthday of George Washington, the face-punchingest of US Presidents? (Okay, it was probably Andrew Jackson, but still).
That made me laugh so hard I cried
a trail of tearsThat comment is up the CREEK.
unrelated, still awesome
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Seriously though, f*ck you, pancreatic cancer
I like to think that Swayze is somewhere in Valhalla right now watching over us, with Odin and Thor and Idris Elba.
When asked for comment, a shirtless Rip Torn said, “Pfft, amateurs. I slap waiters harder than that for getting my eggs wrong. Who the hell ate all my hush puppies?”
This video is actually a two-for-one. On first watch, take in all the face punching glory. On second watch, go back and take in all the amazing hairstyles.
I think we can all agree that Road House is awesome, but holy shit I want to party with Vince’s grandma!
It’ll cost you. And I mean physically. You have to hang hard with a woman who still does quaaludes for chrissake. I didn’t even know they still made those! But there they were in the candy dish, next to the purple ribbon drops.
I’ve been to Reedley (cool water tower bro!) and that experience totally made me want to punch everything in the face. Town drunk, kitten, grasshopper… So I was all, “Fuck this I’m going to Alpaugh and gonna get some ass!”
Central Valley humor is the best humor.
Remember that little Hawaiian Punch dude that used to run around fucking dudes up. That was the trout’s tits.
My teenage horniness knew no bounds circa 1989, and seeing the Swayze’s girl interest in that movie always made my right hand wanna form a Lynch mob.
Swayze was in two of the best dude movies (Road House and Point Break) and two of the best chick movies (Ghost and Dirty Dancing), which, according to the guys in the white lab coats, makes him the greatest of all time. Eat a dick, Streep.
As a former practitioner of Lo-Han Chuan, I have to say, that’s quite a shuffle-step in the banner gif. RIP, you dancin, punchin, lovin’ shuffle-steppin’ SOB. He’s runnin drills with Jesus now.
Whoa. That’s exactly what I said to my wife when I asked her to marry me. Sarah? Is that you?
You failed to make any mention of two significant parts of this mashup…
- How much ass Sam Elliott kicks in this movie
- SLIDE WHISTLE
What am I supposed to do with this rock-hard erection at work, now? You can’t just walk something like that off…