One of our most popular Frotcasts featured me and the Frot crew ambushing Rocco Reed and Chanel Preston with ours and your ideas for Shakespeare-themed porno, such as “Ass, You Like It,” and “Two Men in Ramona.” To our surprise, getting the chance to ask everything we ever wanted to know about the logistics of adult film turned out to be a far more fertile subject than just the opportunity to shout wiener puns at strangers.
Well now is our chance to delve, and who better to do it with than veteran porn actor and auteur Seymore Butts? He makes porn and his name was a Simpson’s bit, I don’t think I need to tell you that this is totally our wheelhouse (civilian name: Adam Glasser). We’ll be chatting with him tonight if all goes as planned, so ask away. Submit your questions here (or in the comments section, since I know you probably will anyway).
I’ll attach his bio below for inspiration. [Pic via Details]
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Adam Glasser was born in Bronx, New York in 1965. After establishing young Adam’s East Coast roots, the Glasser family moved to Southern California in the mid-70s. Glasser graduated Santa Monica High School in 1982 and began working a series of “odd jobs” including retail sales, apparel production, and as a personal trainer soon after. Life was interesting, but Adam’s outgoing and inquisitive nature would eventually prompt him to seek a more unconventional path.
Glasser began working as an adult performer and supporting actor during the early 1990s; however, his energetic personality and creative capacity quickly compelled him to try his hand at directing. In 1991, Adam Glasser borrowed a camera, shot and edited his first production, and found a distributor at an adult film convention in Las Vegas, NV. He summarily created an alter-ego for himself, a name that was both easy to remember and an homage to his favorite part of the female anatomy. In 1992, Seymore Butts and Seymore, Inc. were born.
Adam Glasser went on to create some of the decade’s most innovative and respected adult content, winning AVN Awards for “Best Gonzo Series” in 1999 and 2000. He was inducted into the X-Rated Critics Organization’s (XRCO) Hall of Fame in 2004 and into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2005. To date, Glasser has amassed over 300 adult producer, director, and performer credits, and his content is distributed in over 20 different countries around the world. Glasser has been featured and/or interviewed by Playboy, Salon.com, AskMen.com, Detour Magazine, Stuff Magazine, and US News & World Report Magazine (among many others). He has also served a two year term as an elected member of the Board of Directors for the adult industry trade organization, Free Speech Coalition (FSC).
Beginning in 2003, Glasser’s life was the focus of Showtime’s popular reality program “Family Business.” Appearing with him were his mother, Lila Glasser, and his older cousin, Stevie Glasser (a.k.a. “Cousin Stevie”), both of whom help Glasser run the family business – Seymore, Inc. The series also focused on the absurdities of Glasser’s daily life, the challenges of being a single father, and his difficulties finding a meaningful romantic relationship. It ran with great success for four seasons.
Since “Family Business,” Glasser’s career has continued to diversify and grow. His first book, Rock Her World: the Sex Guide for the Modern Man, was published by Gotham Books in 2009. He is currently putting the finishing touches on a second text, How to Survive a Reality Show, that addresses challenges reality television face. Whatsmore, in late 2011, Glasser announced the continuation of Seymore, Inc.’s partnership with leading adult distributor, Pure Play Media. Among other exciting developments (including access to an extensive back catalogue), new Seymore Butts content will be distributed exclusively by Pure Play.



Seymour, have you ever tried to Nair your butthole like the Frotcast’s fearless leader Vince?
I am a 35 years old CEO, ri;ch and strong but still sin;gle … now I am see;king a good woman who can give me a real love, so I joined BillionaireFriends.COMit’s the first and best club for wealthy people and their adm;irers. Well, you don’t have to be rich ,but you can meet one there.
Who would you rather bang in a gonzo style, backroom casting couch, unscripted porn shoot: Margaret Thatcher or Meryl Streep AS Margaret Thatcher?
* note: Margaret Thatcher in her prime, Streep as Thatcher today
Does his porn alias imply that he sees more butts than the average man or that he constantly has the need to see more butts?
Would you rather dp a chick with John C Reilly or Ken Griffey Jr?
JOHN C REI . . . oh, you meant to ask Seymour. Nevermind.
I won’t respect a man who doesn’t want to orgasm while staring into the eyes of Dr. Steve Brule.
How come none of you producer types has ever accepted my submissions for my one-man porn show, starring me as Channing Batem?
Also, please ask him about the phenomenon that is spitting in bums. What’s so magical about it? Where does the pleasure come from? Has he ever spat in a butt?
This time remember to ask why they do all the spitting in porno now. It kills my boner when a dude spits at a chick’s asshole.
Ass to mouth: all it’s cracked up to be?
I’ve always pictured a fluffer as a heavy metal band roadie. Is my visualization correct?
Please tell me how to shoot like Peter North. Not for anything dirty; it’s really just about reaching personal goals.
Also, are there tricks? Seems like a lot of guys are shooting big ones these days.
I swear I am straight.
Would he agree to let Mancini play him in a biopic of his life? (Really, uncanny similarities)
You guys say that about everyone with jewy hair.
Is it a major breech of etiquette to put your balls in a girl’s rectum if you have scrotal stubble?
Please God, for the love of Brendan. . . ask him if he can work a banana phone into his next production!
Maybe ask him if he’s ever tried to stick a banana phone up a girl’s butt?
“Mr. Butts, actually considering that I have seen you ejaculate is okay if I call you Seymore? No? Okay, well Iran has stated that its very close to mastering the production of nuclear fuel and at the same time is proposing more talks with the U.S. and other world powers. Now some believe its just a stall from Iran to further nuclear production. My question to you is when you’re spanking it do you lock the door?
Do you prefer working with chicks who are newcomers to the industry, or chicks who have been getting plowed on film for a while?
While shooting the 1999 classic “Best of Bunghole Fever”, did you or any of your crew contract Bunghole Fever and if so is the cure in fact fucking a butt?
I would like to deliver one of those sausage pizzas I’ve seen in porn to the sexy milf across the street. Is it true that my penis will look bigger if I use thin crust as opposed to deep dish?
Vince, if this is going to be a regular frotcast feature, we know who you should interview next…your idol, Evan Stone!
What’s the best way to get a new girl to do porn, Rohypnol or GHB?
What caused the falling out with Alicia Klass?
How has Internet piracy affected the way you distribute your videos?
Are fights on porn sets common?
Worst thing to ever happen involving anything from crafts services?
Can porn stars successfully make a transition into mainstream media or do you expect Sasha Grey to be back having sex on film soon?
Also, when porn stars lick toilet bowls, are special precautions taken to make it the cleanest toilet bowl ever?
What’s your favorite hole?
Why do porn actors talk about their wee-wees and hoo-hahs like disembodied homunculi with their own agency? To whit, “f**k that p***y, s**k that c**k, tear up that assh**e.
Sodomizing midgets, piece of heaven, or heaven?
What’s the best way to get santorum stains out of your lover’s favorite bra, brah?
Are the bumps on my dick contagious?
ive been told that if theyre skin colored, it’s fine
Does he still run Seymore Butts’ Xxxposed?
[www.partypop.com]
A couple follow up questions to that business venture:
Your business states “our entertainers will be as tame or wild and hot depending on your party guests generosity”. Does this imply that all of your performers are prostitutes, or do you have to order ahead to get someone willing to accommodate party guests?
Also, out of curiosity how many office parties have hired your performers and what kind of businesses were they?
Do a lot of the girls, in fact, smell like money?
oh man, they gotta ask about annoying porn actresses
I’ve been on 4 dates with a girl and I have not yet had an atm 3way with her and her best friend, nor have I even peed in her butt. The fuck is that chick’s problem?
What does Max Hardcore’s jizz taste like?
When you finally choose to retire, will you change your name to “Seen’nuff Butts”?
lolol
COTW!
What’s the most disgusting thing he’s ever seen in a porno?
Do you try to be on your best behavior when your actors’ parents visit the set?
How much blow, would a ho have to blow, if I wanted to get blowed by a ho?
When porn stars party do they all get drunk and then not flirt and act like shy eighth graders?
Does this look infected?
Two parter: What does squirt juice taste like/Do you enjoy the taste?
Do pornstars love sexual puns? Cause it seems like they really like sexual puns.
Have you ever thought of merging with the company that made “Big Johnson” T-shirts?
Are you able to watch porn like everyone else, or can you not help thinking, “That scene was shot TERRIBLY! I would have shot it such-and-such a way. Buncha amateurs. Turn it off. TURN IT OFF!”
Does he insist on being referred to as Mr Butts on set?
When (if?) he fists ladies, does he sometimes sneak in a small life lesson or prediction on a piece of paper, á la a chinese fortune cookie?
When (if?) he makes his co-actresses eat their sandwiches smeared with semen, how often do they complain?
1: At what point in pursuing a romantic interest in your life do you think about how big of an object you could jam in her as?
2: Have you ever thought about directing a film about chicks that do ugly guys with strap-ons called “Peggers can’t be Choosers”? (If you do this I want a credit for “Based on a concept by…” or “Inspired by…”
In the first question it was supposed to say “ass”. I’m sure you could probably figure that out.
do you watch and try to learn from your own performances like game film like Ray J, or can you not stand to watch yourself on screen like Johnny Depp?
How about a movie starring Disney Channels own Zack and Cody that chronicles their life after their fortune fades and they are reduced to becoming common prostitutes. “The Street Life of Zack and Cody”?
A gay porn called “Sperms of en-Queer-ment”?
“King of Creams?”
What’s your rough estimation on the number of times you’ve said “Fuck this shit!” out of frustration rather than as an instruction?
How was Bring Your Daughter to Work Day?
Could you do this with Vince?
[www.shenzhenstuff.com]
If Jesus Christ were to have a second coming, would he refer to it as a second cumming?
PS: Would ol’ JC be hired as a set carpenter?
Would he consider making a Native American themed romp-fest with rumps, named “Red Tails”?
Why do white guys nut like old faithful and black dudes like clumpy volcanic lava? Not that that’s anything I pay attention to in these films anyway…
Real question: Whats your opinion on the Condom Law that the LA City Council just passed and how do you think this will affect your industry, will they comply or just shoot outside the county?
Also, Do you date outside the industry or is that pretty much impossible? Could you tell us about your worst date?
Hey mannie, why dont you go climb into this here dumpster filled with rotten menudo and AIDS needles, and I’ll push you down Laurel Canyon. That sounds like more fun that signing up for your bullshit dating site. Well, it would at least it would be safer
SHIT. Its prolly too late but:
Do you condone the quasi-legal blackmail tactics that some porn companies have used to go after file sharers on the internet? What do you think about the possibility of Porn not being eligible for copyright protections in the first place?
Have you ever sought revenge on someone who has crossed you by having sex with his wife/girlfriend/mother/sister then forcing that guy into a cuckold type situation where he eventually has to watch you punish his loved ones?
Does it piss you off when people constantly ask you about that Blow_me.mpg?
Please explain.
When you see someone start to put on a condom, do you yell at them to “be method about it”?
Because Daniel Day Lewis sure as hell wouldn’t wear a condom.
Do you suck dicks?
The fisting scene with Chloe and Alisha Klass in Tampa Tushy-Fest Part 1 is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. Did you know how epic that scene was turning out as you were filming it? Did you ever ever think, of everything you’ve ever filmed, that that was the scene that would get you in trouble?