
This is amazing. More disquieting films should be repackaged into one minute clips featuring puppets. Check that — ALL films should be repackaged into one minute clips featuring puppets. Someone give these people $10 million and let them get started.
NOTE: Like a good creepy weirdo, my first thought when I saw the link to this video was, “What are they going to do about the ass-to-ass scene?” I mean, it’s an important part of the movie, both in the way it drives home the drug-fueled desperation of Jennifer Connelly’s character, and for the mark it’s had on popular culture. But hearing a puppet say that would have been kind of weird, and a little too cheeseball from a shock value perspective. Then I heard one of them say “tail-to-tail,” and I swear to God I started giggling. I’m not joking, someone give these people $10 million.



Surely it should be “puppet-hole to puppet-hole”
Funny thing, I woke up this morning knowing that I would encounter puppet ass to ass. And here it is. I’m like Nic Cage in Knowing. Next, kittens operating firearms, look for it!
A dildo in the ass feels WAY better than an entire hand in the ass. What? One of those puppets told me that.
A puppet version of The Accused would possibly alleviate some of my guilt regarding my penchant for spontaneous masturbation during a particular scene.
A puppet version of <i<Schindler's List could be fun. Not as much fun as the original, obviously.
You could touch my dick with a dead rat and I´ll be excited, but that ass-to-ass scene, man talk about downers.
Will the 8MM puppet remake have Snuffleupagus?
Aw crap, that’s funny.