Starring Christopher Lloyd as kooky scientist, Gary Busey as crazy guy who eats piranhas, Ving Rhames as black guy with guns for legs, and David Hasselhoff as David Hasselhoff, the trailer for Piranha 3DD appears below. The big question coming into this was whether the franchise would be able to soldier on without original director Alexander Aja under replacement John Gulager. The entire trailer consists of women getting either water or fish shot at their boobs, butt, and vaginas, so it looks like fears were unfounded. Unless you’re a vagina, in which case, be very afraid.
A lot of it is also shot from this “vag-cam” perspective, so assuming your local theater is equipped with the latest in 3D technology, you should be able to actually see the actresses ovulating. …What? Don’t tell me that’s not sexy, it’s a biological imperative.
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I can’t believe Maggie Smith is in this.
Because she’s not you see.
I approve.
Well, this movie is typical of what you see in this cuntry. People just can’t get emuff of tits and ass, to hell with good writing and acting. Even though it’s a little fishy, it will probably destroy the box… office.
twat.
C’mon Ving Rhames, I thought you were better than this. Everyone else . . . carry on.
I’m kind of disappointed in Christopher Lloyd, to be honest.
This movie is going to be awful, cheesy, and grotesque.
*camps out in front of theater*
Rick Santorum gives this two shale stones up.
Don’t hate the piranhas, everyone knows they eat panty crickets. They’re performing a service!
I wish they would hurry up and make a vag-hating killer cephalopod movie so the inevitable sequel Octo-pie could be announced.
The Japanese made that movie in 1912.
It’s called “Happy Mega Amiyumi Pussy Force Go!”
Oh, I get it now. The piranha are metaphorical sperm that launch themselves at women’s faces, behinds, and breasts. The washed up actors each are different representatives of the males psyche that prevent men from hooking up with women. Each are types of confidence shatterers that impede the process of seduction, i.e. scientist -brain overthinking, Busey-financial impropriety, rhames-overt machoism, hasselhoff-drinking. The whole concept represents how everyman must fight himself, a classic id vs. Super ego matchup. Gulager must have been chosen for his Freudian interpretation of the contemporary fractured male that he explored in his last series The Feast. Either that or he likes tits.
Skeet Skeet Skeet is the only biological imperative.
hollywood is so sexist. there are never any good parts for penis-eating piranhas
someone call gina piranho! (what’s the etiquette for tagging one’s own jokes)
Vagina piranhas have to compete with the dick-eating snake from Snakes on a Plane and Kim Kardashian for roles.
Meanwhile, the hermaphrodite-consuming hermit crab continues to have the pick of the litter.
Led Zeppelin already did it.
That’s just silly. Everybody knows piranhas don’t eat baked beans.
@Erswi:
You’re thinking of The Who.
Spoiler…we had a penis-eating piranha in the first one. It even proceeded to burp up said chewed up penis.
I will not be seeing this movie, simply because I don’t want to risk another 10 foot tall, chewed up penis being spit in my face again. Also because the first one was unbelievably terrible.
Please please please include the gratuitous big-tittied scientist in an impractically revealing lab coat.
Girl, you can’t wear that while you’re doing science. Science is dangerous.
I think I’ll save my money and get the same experience by sitting near the piranha exhibit at the free aquarium and looking at a Playboy. At least until people start thinking I’m a real life Troy McClure.
Ving Rhames has been on a down slope since being in Dawn of the Dead. It’s like everything he does is some kind of Francoesque dicknose, only it’s not.
What I’m saying is… at this point in his career Marcellus Wallace kinda looks like a bitch.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
i liked this movie.i want to see