MGM just released the first official still from Skyfall, the Sam Mendes-directed 23rd Bond movie. If nothing else, our fears that they’d turned Bond into a female impersonator in blackface appear to have been unfounded. Same old Bond, y’all. Though Daniel Craig does look a little more brow-heavy than usual. Quite a neanderthal take on Bond, this. “Name Bond. Jame Bond.” (*bonks lady on the head*)
Related: “I need heaps of gadgets ’cause I carry a shit gun…”
[Official Site. Opens October in the UK and Ireland, November 9th in the US]
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“Name Bond. Jame Bond.” (*bonks lady on the head*)
That’s the second most used pick-up line I use at bars after. “I was the kid in Mac and Me…oh look over there!” *bonk lady on the head*
He looks like Hank Scorpio with that beard
What a twist that would be! Quick, everybody look if M. Night Shamalaman is attached!
“You expect Bond talk?”
“No, meestur Bund – I esspeck jou die!… Chit! Now you haff me doo eet, too!”
ALL NEANDERTHAL SCRIPT OR GTFO
Wait, wait. . . you’re making Goldfinger Mexican AND Neanderthal? Brilliant!
I wonder how horrible this one will be.
I didn’t even know about this new Bond film until Chicken Licken and Henny Penny told me.
Bond faces his most diabolical enemy yet. A gay discotheque bouncer.
I played a nucular psychologist in a James Bong movie!
This is obviously a take on the whole Occupy thing. Homeless James Bond wanders London with a gun that has no firing pin because he pawned it.