So the headline here pretty much says it all: Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (also my nickname in high school) has a new poster. I just thought you guys would want to know. I’d like to think the poop-faced toilet man at the bottom left corner was a deliberate visual reference to Nic Cage in Wicker Man.

AAAAUGHHH, NOT THE PEE! IT’S IN MY EYES AUUUUUUGH NOT THE PEE!

[Thanks to Austin, our FilmDrunkard in Japan, for the picture]

Yes, this has a trailer, and you can watch it below. You’ll probably never believe this about a Japanese movie, but it involves schoolgirls.

DANGER! DANGERDANGER!

I’ve already covered in great detail why this is the greatest synopsis ever written, but I present it again here without comment:

We are going to flush you! The most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from Japan’s cinema sewer is finally upon us, and it’s from the twisted mind of cinematic madman and legendary ass- fetishist Noboru Iguchi, creator of THE MACHINE GIRL, ROBO-GEISHA and KARATE-ROBO ZABORGAR! Given free reign by a generous, independent producer to plumb the depths of his toilet-obsessed imagination, Iguchi has created a splatter comedy guaranteed to warm the bowels of those with the stomach for it…while more sensitive viewers may want to plug their noses and flee in disgust! Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megumi accompanies a group of older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Tak, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny!

And then….zombies! The group is attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, and seek refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites–and the zombies!–and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the undead? And can Megumi’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day? Featuring special effects by FF 2009-2010 guest Yoshihiro Nishimura, and some truly jaw- dropping contributions from Iguchi’s genius subconscious (parasite anus-zombies?!?), ZOMBIE ASS is a heaping helping of bad taste that may go down rough but is guaranteed to come out smooth and regular. [via Twitch]